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The White Squirrel
I'm your best friend, The Bellwoods White Squirrel! Be nice, or I'll steal your nuts.
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The White Squirrel 14h
I can book you in on July 29th at 1pm. Does that work for you?
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The White Squirrel Aug 1
Actually, I was guarding the garbage from TrashPanda Sam. He's a nuisance.
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The White Squirrel May 30
Thanks, I tried the keto diet. It sucked.
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The White Squirrel Mar 26
That was a long winter. So... what'd I miss?
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The White Squirrel 31 Aug 17
Crap. I've been hibernating in the wrong season.
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The White Squirrel 6 Jun 17
Working on my beach body. Lots of cardio & a strict diet of empty Doritos bags.
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The White Squirrel 19 May 17
We've come upon that season yet again. The millennials will soon be drunk in my park, trying to introduce me to their rescue dogs.
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The White Squirrel 16 May 17
I was reciting Shakespeare. Much like all squirrels do in the their spare time.
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The White Squirrel 16 May 17
Meow.
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The White Squirrel 25 Mar 17
Easier said than done, my friend. Are you willing to let me use your tub?
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Trinity Bellwoods 24 Mar 17
hey there old friend, getting ready for spring?
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The White Squirrel 23 Mar 17
Forgot about Twitter. Was busy reading that book, Squirrel on the Train. So unrealistic, we're NEVER allowed on trains. Is the movie better?
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The White Squirrel 7 Feb 17
I've been passed out in a Doritos bag for over a week. Living that Cool Ranch life. What'd I miss?
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The White Squirrel 22 Jan 17
I was practicing yoga. Namaste.
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The White Squirrel 16 Jan 17
I'm bold on most days. Except Tuesdays, because that's just crazy.
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The White Squirrel 5 Jan 17
Wait, when did it become 2017? Did I black out again?
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The White Squirrel 13 Dec 16
I look delicious, don't I?
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The White Squirrel 7 Dec 16
I'm like Spiderman. Except useful.
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The White Squirrel 15 Nov 16
I just jumped gleefully into a huge pile of leaves. A cat was living in there. It bit me.
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The White Squirrel 14 Nov 16
It's not you, it's me.
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