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We Want Plates 🍽
The global crusade against serving food on bits of wood and roof slates, chips in mugs and jam-jar drinks. Run by . Buy the book:
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We Want Plates 🍽 14h
Allow us to demonstrate gravity.
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We Want Plates 🍽 May 17
Over four years have passed since that fella from Bastille was served a DIY salad, yet these pictures still induce crippling chest pain.
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We Want Plates 🍽 17 Apr 18
What you order: gourmet Vegemite on toast. What you get: a chopping board, cold toast, a leaf stuck on some butter and a reminder to take your dog to the vet. (Pic: Huon Oliver)
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We Want Plates 🍽 May 12
“Hello, what’s your emergency?” “I need the .”
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We Want Plates 🍽 May 11
Replying to @WeWantPlates
“THIS CAN’T BE REAL.” “It was served at a hotel in Spain.” “THIS IS POPULAR TAPAS. WHY WOULD YOU ORDER FISH AND CHIPS IN SPAIN?” “Maybe this isn’t the account for you.”
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We Want Plates 🍽 May 11
Replying to @WeWantPlates
Served at a hotel restaurant in Guadalajara, Spain, should you be whittling down holiday destinations for the summer.
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We Want Plates 🍽 May 11
When you order fish and chips but the chef’s decided he’s quitting in the morning and can’t be arsed. (Pic: Simon Spence)
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We Want Plates 🍽 May 8
Replying to @TerroirMerroir
Hi. We’re here if you need support.
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We Want Plates 🍽 May 5
Replying to @FionaCMessenger
Nowadays, two out of three ain’t bad.
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We Want Plates 🍽 May 5
Replying to @WeWantPlates
And theirs. THEY KNOW. 🍽
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We Want Plates 🍽 May 5
JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE.
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We Want Plates 🍽 May 3
Replying to @ms215
Count your blessings.
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We Want Plates 🍽 May 2
We must Crowdfund this beautiful, dilligent, plate-loving small robot.
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We Want Plates 🍽 Apr 30
Necessity is the mother of invention.
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We Want Plates 🍽 Apr 30
Replying to @littlednet
If only someone would invent a way of serving chips which didn’t involve microwaving records*, letting them cool and shaping them by hand. *ask your Dad (Pic: )
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We Want Plates 🍽 Apr 30
Replying to @simonraess
If only someone would invent a kind of bowl. A bowl for soup. You could call it... a soup bowl. Probably wouldn’t look ANYTHING LIKE A SHOE. (Pic: )
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We Want Plates 🍽 Apr 30
Replying to @EliotLandrum
If only someone would invent some sort of cup-like vessel for drinking coffee out of, it could become really popular. (Pic: )
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We Want Plates 🍽 Apr 30
Replying to @isobelblaikie
If only someone would invent a kind of skewer device for eating corn on the cob. (Pic: )
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We Want Plates 🍽 Apr 30
If only someone would invent a round, ceramic vessel with a lip to prevent custard spillage. (Pic: )
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We Want Plates 🍽 Apr 29
Replying to @Anth_towers
🤷🏻‍♂️
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