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WadeCross
Ranch Owner | Nutritionist, but I'm not a dick about it
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𝐑𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐳𝐚 Nov 2
What a f**king genius. 😅🤣
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WadeCross Nov 3
Buttercup: Westley, will you PLEASE scoot over Wes: This is true love, u think this happens everyday? Buttercup: (shudders) You’re on my leg Wes: Life is Pain! Buttercup: (whispers) wish I would’ve REALLY died that day Wes: Death cannot stop true love Butter: (sighs)
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WadeCross Nov 1
🎶 Mother, can you grab the cereal off the fridge, Can you help me shop at Gap Kids, Whooaa Mother 🎶
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WadeCross Nov 1
Replying to @BillyMcDonald2
Do you, tough guy!
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WadeCross Nov 1
STOP eating all your kids candy! 😂
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WadeCross Oct 31
I’m an old fashioned type of man. Before I DM a lady on here I like to DM her father first and ask for his blessing
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WadeCross Oct 31
You tug on my pant leg at the perfect times, baby boy. I miss you so much 😢
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WadeCross Oct 31
Replying to @WadeCrosss
For those of you who knew what this was immediately and could hear Maynard singing this, bless you. Hugs and all that
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WadeCross Oct 31
🎶 I know the pieces fit, cause I bought the puz-zle today Windmills, stock landscapes, puzzle-pieces all over-the-place 🎶
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WadeCross Oct 31
Imagine being able to live Sean Connery’s life. Plus, you get to live until you’re 90?! How fortunate you would be...which I’m sure he was. A class act! RIP
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WadeCross Oct 28
Just got in line to vote!
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WadeCross Oct 28
Twitter is real life’s comments section
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WadeCross Oct 27
Replying to @shesfinetwo
😂😂 yesss
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WadeCross Oct 27
I forgot to write down a joke idea that woke me up while sleeping and now I’m furiously going through my day. I can only assume this joke would’ve brought the world together while curing Cancer, Covid, and Diabetes.
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WadeCross Oct 26
Furiously working out in a public gym in front of a photo of Guy Fieri taped to the mirror
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WadeCross Oct 26
If we get to this moon water first all I picture is Chevy being the USA while other countries watch 😂
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WadeCross retweeted
Corpus Christi PD Oct 26
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WadeCross Oct 26
What’s the oldest item in your refrigerator? Mine is an unopened jar of salad dressing from 2017 😲 (show photo/be honest)
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WadeCross Oct 26
😂😂 I’m sorry 😂 I’m ...😂 crying
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WadeCross Oct 25
What the hell 😂
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