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Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright…oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive.
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Florida Man Apr 24
Replying to @WWEBigE
My greatest joy will be returning in time to stomp the life out of the already lifeless roach myself.
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Florida Man Apr 24
KO is the parasite in the system that desperately clings on to its host for life. Once its sucked all of the nutrients it can out of its host, it seeks another. I only take pleasure in knowing the virus has been detected & & will stomp out the organism.
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WWE on ComicBook Apr 23
Big E on Starring in , Starting a Voice Acting Career
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Florida Man Apr 22
Replying to @4MyAmusement_
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Florida Man Apr 22
Replying to @caprimaree
@ ME NEXT TIME! (Sorry, I have too much time on my hands.)
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Florida Man Apr 22
Replying to @caprimaree
Oh now you’re trying to backpedal?! I
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Florida Man Apr 22
Replying to @nikkithebosss
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Florida Man Apr 22
Replying to @caprimaree
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Florida Man Apr 22
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Florida Man Apr 22
They say idle hands are the devils workshop. Please help keep me, a wayward soul, out of trouble and hit me at for all your shoutout needs.
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Florida Man Apr 21
Replying to @WhoisKielCampo
You can lose your life but it gon’ keep going!
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Florida Man Apr 21
Replying to @Wale
I miss the old Wale too. But before Attention Deficit. Before The Mixtape About Nothing, too. Before college. I miss that pre-pubescent Wale. Before all the money & fame. We need that pre-school Wale. That toddler Wale.
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Florida Man Apr 21
2014 me is shocked at how much 2019 me unabashedly loves Young Thug.
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Florida Man Apr 21
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Nickelodeon Apr 21
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Florida Man Apr 20
Finally. An expert.
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[adult swim] Apr 19
Broke? Watch two new episodes of Lazor Wulf for free:
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Florida Man Apr 20
The Reem! What a sneakily great card. Entertaining from the opening prelim bout on.
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