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A.J. Brooks
Adorably evil writer, animal avenger, 3x WWE Divas Champion, and foulmouthed gamer (who does not have Instagram or Facebook)
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A.J. Brooks 4h
The original rebel. One of my greatest inspirations. Thank you for your guidance. RIP Piper.
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Seth Green Jul 29
Glad we didn't have to use a fancy arm hold on you. Cause you'd quickly overpower me & & it'd be sad.
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A.J. Brooks Jul 29
Thanks Stoopid Buddy Studios and . Now give me all of your action figures and no one gets hurt.
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A.J. Brooks Jul 29
Did you notice me try to lure her out of the room with me like a stranger with candy?
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A.J. Brooks Jul 28
My waitress gave me a bowl of fruit instead of the fries I ordered so now I must burn this place to the ground.
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A.J. Brooks Jul 28
All the gasps. Not yet, but I can’t wait.
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A.J. Brooks Jul 25
Started playing Batman Arkham Knight two days ago and I still haven’t been able to get rid of my lady boner.
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A.J. Brooks Jul 23
Spent the week in Vegas for my sister’s wedding. Happy she’s found her soulmate & won’t have to live above my garage one day.
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A.J. Brooks Jul 23
Goddamn I love good puffy sticker.
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A.J. Brooks Jul 23
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RingsideCollectibles Jul 20
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NBC 6 South Florida Jul 18
8 dogs are "last call" at Broward Animal Care, need urgent adoption/rescue! Fees waived!
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A.J. Brooks Jul 18
It’s really hard to wear jean shorts without feeling like I’m cosplaying as myself.
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A.J. Brooks Jul 18
You helped me get my six pack and now I wash my clothes on them.
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A.J. Brooks Jul 16
“I’m so psyched about these coasters” might be the saddest thing I’ve ever said aloud.
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A.J. Brooks Jul 15
I let a sweet old lady cut in front of me in line and she didn’t say ‘thank you’, so now I must destroy everything she loves.
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A.J. Brooks Jul 11
The mister picked me up & spun me next to a giant fountain. It was romantic as hell until I kicked a stranger square in the balls.
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A.J. Brooks Jul 9
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Bianca Blossom Jul 6
I'm your mini me💜👑
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A.J. Brooks Jul 3
You are stronger than you think you are.
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