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Jake Verbanec
I play more video games than you can imagine. I love almost every genre of music. And I've been taken for 4 years by a perfect woman.
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Jake Verbanec Oct 31
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Jake Verbanec Oct 29
Just woke up about 20 minutes later than I usually do for work. Can I get some motivation to get there on time?
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Jake Verbanec Oct 11
I didn’t know I needed Sweet Victory to end my week until now. 😂✊🏻
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Jake Verbanec Sep 9
I hope I win this Lightweight AR-15 Rifle
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Jake Verbanec May 6
I hope I win this 6.5 Creedmoor Precision Rifle from
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Jake Verbanec Apr 11
Heard that the guy that plays Thanos did an interview and said getting up during Endgame is a bad idea. You will miss something at almost any time during the whole 3 hours.
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Jake Verbanec Apr 6
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Jake Verbanec Mar 21
September 5, Florida man caught with nearly 200 illegal lobsters.
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Jake Verbanec Mar 20
Was naked garden party guy’s last name Windu? Like Samuel Jackson’s Star Wars character?
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Jake Verbanec Feb 7
They have 1 of those rooms in Greensburg.
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Jake Verbanec Jan 10
Innnnnnn West Philadelphia on 95, got naked and decided to go for a drive. 😂
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Jake Verbanec 12 Sep 18
My girlfriend bought 2 pairs of men’s Levi jeans and FREAKED out when she actually had pockets.
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Jake Verbanec 12 Mar 18
That’s when you pull down your pants and make your own helicopter to get away. Perfect chance for a Florida story.
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Jake Verbanec 1 Mar 18
Some people when they talk about other morning shows, “It’s still real to me, dammit!”
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Jake Verbanec 27 Feb 18
What if is just too afraid to poo in front of people, but the guards can’t leave just in case he does something with the drugs. And he’s just stuck? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Jake Verbanec 2 Feb 18
Me and the guys from work are waiting for the year they pull Phil out and he’s just covered in his own feces. Top hat guy doesn’t know what to do, dry heaving ensues, and he just calls it right there.
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Jake Verbanec 1 Feb 18
Glad to hear that Ray wasn’t on the “rayfer”.
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Jake Verbanec 23 Jan 18
Replying to @ImEvanThomas
Split was crazy. To play that many different roles in the same movie is insane. He deserved a standing ovation for that.
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Jake Verbanec 23 Jan 18
Sounds like you guys need some tastefully nude bare bum bear photos.
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