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Introducing people to the version of myself which tested highest in the focus groups.
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Ryan Reynolds 13h
Satan is gonna take it from here.
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Ryan Reynolds 14h
Siri just read this out loud to my daughters. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Ryan Reynolds 14h
Every Thanksgiving we’d gather round the table and watch Dad carve the turkey with a hammer. It was his way of reminding us it’s Thursday.
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Ryan Reynolds Nov 16
You’re both just speed bumps on the road to . Outta the way.
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Ryan Reynolds Nov 15
Deadpool’s Wet On Wet. Series finale.
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Ryan Reynolds Nov 14
Replying to @RealHughJackman
Ahhhhh, majestic Cabo San Lucas.
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Ryan Reynolds Nov 9
Thanksgiving in our house is a glorious, non-stop car accident set to the music of cocaine.
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Ryan Reynolds Nov 9
My secret to a proper stuffing? Gentle hands, heavy eye contact, and bundles of thyme.
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Ryan Reynolds Nov 8
The guy sitting next to me on the plane placed a tiny chocolate on his tray table. He waited like, 7 hours to eat it. Enjoy hell, fuck-face.
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Ryan Reynolds Nov 6
If this is true, I wonder how the fudge it would affect Deadpool?
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Ryan Reynolds Oct 31
Everybody knows the Deadpool suit is also a toilet. Get it together.
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Ryan Reynolds Oct 27
Amazing. Spectacular. Perfect.
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Ryan Reynolds Oct 23
My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.
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Ryan Reynolds Oct 18
So long, Gord. Thank you. 🇨🇦
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Ryan Reynolds Sep 26
300 staff standing right behind me. Best superhero team-up movie ever.
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Ryan Reynolds Sep 9
Let's help Hurricanes Harvey and Irma to fuck off. Support or charity of your choice:
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Ryan Reynolds Aug 25
Happy Birthday to my amazing wife.
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Hitman's Bodyguard Aug 25
See why The is the #1 MOVIE in America! Catch & in the film that delivers on 😂, 👊🏼, & 💥.
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Ryan Reynolds Aug 14
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Ryan Reynolds Aug 8
Thank you . And the great people of Vancouver for putting up with road closures and traffic delays as we film Spider-Man downtown.
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