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Ryan Reynolds
Introducing people to the version of myself which tested highest in the focus groups.
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Ryan Reynolds Jul 16
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
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Deadpool Movie Jul 10
The Merc may be filthier, but her B.O. is stronger. Congrats .
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Ryan Reynolds Jul 7
Condolences to the and his entire family. RIP Joan Lee.
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Ryan Reynolds Jul 5
We should photoshop me over his yearbook picture next.
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Ryan Reynolds Jul 1
150 is nothing. It's like, Robert Pattinson's age in the Twilight Movies. Happy Birthday I guess. 🇨🇦
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 28
I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds.
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Taika Waititi Jun 27
Never in my wilderpeoplest dreams would I have imagined this picture existing. But.... Yessss.
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 19
The best thing about finishing a 105 ounce slurpee from 7 Eleven is the look on Satan's face.
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 19
This made my damn knees buckle.
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 18
A doctor declared me legally boneless.
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 18
Happy Father's Day, Dad. What do you get the man who has everything?
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 18
Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 17
Dropped by the X-Mansion. Big fucking surprise. No one's home.
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 9
RIP the beautiful Glenne Headly. So charming, talented and kind. My first, "movie mom".
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 7
When checking out of a hotel, it's fun to say: "The fire resistant carpet deserves some sort of Fire Resistant Carpet Award!"
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 4
"I'm really protective of my penis. Which haircut will make sure it never meets anyone?"
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 4
"Never interfere with your enemy when he is making a mistake." -- Napoleon.
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 4
You took the words right out of your mouth.
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 4
My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing and a part when the parents die.
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Ryan Reynolds Jun 3
I'm going with the full Brazilian wax. Not gonna let fear run my life.
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