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Why do you complain of you fate when you can so easily change it? Inventor of the Litmus Configuration. Leeds Utd fan & filth bucket. 🖤
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D 12m
Replying to @Jase0909 @T_G_2015
I could give up chicken too, but I missed bacon terribly when I went veggie. That was the worst. Oh and I'd have to have a proper Christmas dinner once a year.
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Some of these are dogshit and some are just flukes. Typical FIFA.
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Replying to @ellandread @BinksLeeds
That's amazing
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Replying to @becca__lr
I got ten questions in, guessed three and got them right and then accidentally clicked a popup add and lost my score. I'm quintessentially British.
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Replying to @BintyMustard
His name is Quentin Tarantino and he does this. A lot.
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Replying to @Doll_T2
She's not doing any harm, I just like the stupid comments in response to her desperate plea for attention.
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D 2h
Replying to @Doll_T2
Yeah. Even with a name as short as yours , it won't fit in the other place 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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D 2h
Replying to @Doll_T2
I can only get a tattoo on one of them.
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D 2h
Replying to @MPIainDS
Absolute front on you shithouses is phenomenal.
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Replying to @rex_arms
I bet she's got a fanny like Predators mouth.
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D 2h
Replying to @rex_arms @Doll_T2
Explains it. Soon as Netflix release a documentary, people start crowing about serial killers. Waiting for the Dennis Nilsen one so I can see people saying he was just misunderstood for fucking the corpses he was keeping in his flat for company.
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D 2h
Raise your arm, superkick you, throw you through the barbershop window, then get Kane round to burn my sheets.
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Stuart Kelbot Aug 18
Replying to @bethany_spiby
On Sunday I eats a goblin pie on one tit and a Bakewell on the others and I loves it I does yeah bye then
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D 2h
Replying to @ian_stewart7
I don't even know who the bloke is, but he's just living his best life and nobody is getting hurt, but I saw the messages and I saw no issues therein.
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D 2h
Replying to @Doll_T2 @rex_arms
I can't believe nobody had heard of Ed Kemper and his terrible temper till now. Has he been in a documentary or summat recently?
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D 2h
Replying to @Doll_T2
Ahhhhh, but....
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D 3h
Replying to @AnnalyseSikora
My cousin did the same when he was about ten. You couldn't tell by the time they'd made him an implant.
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D 3h
Definitely follow my heart cos following my dick just leads to terrible choices.
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D 3h
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say his psychopathic and sociopathic tendencies, coupled with an Oedipal complex, a sexual deviancy and a compulsion to kill.
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D 6h
Replying to @Wak3y
And it's normally HD quality.
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