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PoliticsJOE Nov 12
Nigel Farage. Serial loser. Election chicken. Tory Lord?
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PoliticsJOE Nov 1
We got students of all backgrounds to read Rod Liddle’s deranged Spectator rant, and they’re all registering to vote.
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The Sun Apologies 22 Jun 18
Hi . We're pleased to read you're against sites hosting upskirting photos. Can you therefore pledge that you will no longer buy and publish photos taken up women's skirts? They're not 'wardrobe malfunctions'. No one's 'flashed too much flesh'. They're upskirt photos.
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UkipWeather 31 Mar 15
If you hear a rattling at your windows and a high-pitched ‘oooooooooo’ sound, don’t worry it’s just the wind, not aggressive homosexuals.
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UkipWeather 21 Jan 14
A band of heavy rain will sweep across the UK due to a man dressed as a Red Indian falling asleep in front of the Gay Network channel
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UkipWeather 21 Jan 14
Amber flood alert issued for Tewkesbury after a man won £50 on a scratchcard and said 'oh my god!' 3 times in quick succession
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UkipWeather 21 Jan 14
The clouds that formed as 2 men exchanged glances in a public toilet will clear following a discussion about Man Utd's defensive frailties
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UkipWeather 21 Jan 14
Relief for residents near the River Wye as a man in Hereford offers his colleagues a Fisherman's Friend without any attempt at gay innuendo
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UkipWeather 21 Jan 14
A male shop assistant offering constructive critiques in the men's department of Debenhams will cause temperatures in Leeds to drop to -1c
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UkipWeather 21 Jan 14
The dense fog affecting much of the UK will begin to clear when an office manager makes a bawdy joke at the expense of a female colleage
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UkipWeather 20 Jan 14
A band of animosity is moving steadily across Sevenoaks after a laptop was spotted on James Turner Street
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UkipWeather 20 Jan 14
A period of calm as a group of women go shopping for shoes. However, storm clouds will form when one of them suggests going to Millets
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UkipWeather 20 Jan 14
David Silvester has started to question his faith following the appearance of a rainbow over Henley-on-Thames
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UkipWeather 20 Jan 14
If you live in Maidstone, grab an umbrella! A man has become flustered after stalling his car at traffic lights
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UkipWeather 19 Jan 14
A lingering look between 2 men at a gym in York has sparked concerns from residents living near the River Ouse
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UkipWeather 19 Jan 14
High winds at a garden centre in Kent after 2 men were spotted heading towards the plants without stopping to look at the ride-on lawnmowers
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UkipWeather 19 Jan 14
Council gritters are on high alert after a man in Peterborough went into a pub and ordered a glass of white wine
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UkipWeather 19 Jan 14
Bitterly cold Daily Mail headlines will sweep through most of the UK causing widespread resentment of the unemployed
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UkipWeather 19 Jan 14
The sun makes a brief appearance after John Barrowman stubs his toe on the corner of a wardrobe
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UkipWeather 19 Jan 14
The early sunshine in the Cotswolds has been replaced by cloud after a man spent a suspiciously long time grooming his facial hair
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