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Handbaglvr
Personal stylist and publicist for 4 Schnauzers and 3 cats. Flirty; NOT LOOKING. Tell your therapist, not me. Put away the questionnaire; I'm not applying.
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Bruce ☠️ 16m
Praying Mantis hanging out on the RustStang 🐎
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Replying to @68StangOhio
It's going to help you work on the cars this morning☀️.
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Soyourelikethat® 15h
being calm while still feeling all of my feelings is a pretty amazing thing
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Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 15h
If you’re a guy who doesn’t think guys and girls can just be platonic friends, you don’t see women as people.
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If they're fiercely independent and don't hover or smother, they might be the one . . . . . .to live next door to for the rest of your life.
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Ms Evilroyslade™️ 17h
It’s good to stick to what you know except if what you know is nothing.
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Alicia Says 13h
Love me harder the times that I can’t.
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Kushfucius 3h
Happy Sunday don't forget to be sluttier than thou today
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Handbaglvr 2h
One man's boring is another's content.
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Politijunkee 🌊🌊🌊 22h
Y'all gotta watch "Unbelievable" on Netflix. Based on actual events; how rape claims are investigated, or not believed, by different kinds of cops. Brilliant, devastating, searing indictment of the "System."
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Yashar Ali 🐘 22h
Drop everything you're doing and watch this. , I didn't think it was possible to be more proud of you, but you just did it.
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Greg Reckons 14h
Me: Alexa, ask the Delta faucet to wash away my sins. Alexa: Sorry, but you can't afford that kind of water bill.
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Ms. Havisham 11h
Why yes, I fully expected to spend Saturday nights in my 40’s trying to cloth diaper my cat.
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Stu, For Real 10h
Being in love is stupid. I'm tired of being stupid
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Greg Reckons 12h
Let me slip into something more comfortable. *slips into isolation tank*
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Handbaglvr 3h
Happily single people are the most dangerous; we've learned to survive and thrive alone.
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B.E. Van de Veire 3h
It took me a long time to admit the love I longed for the most was my own.
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mink. 5h
I speak English but my native tongue is awkward silence
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Just Bill 10h
Charles Bukowski would have killed on Twitter
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WKYT 3h
Police: Man blew up house, killed himself on daughter’s wedding day
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