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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent)
We all just want to be safe on our roads, so let's all keep our eyes & hearts open.
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) 3h
🎉 Happy 200!!! 🎉 Thanks for all the laughs.
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Adam Liaw 5h
Never change, Japan. NEVER.
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) 7h
Depression Depression Depressions gonna kill me Everybody just get away I'm gonna boil over inside They say They say things They say things are gonna get better All I know is they fucking better - Dirty Projectors
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) 13h
Replying to @cheekfaceREAL
Boots or Hearts by The Tragically Hip.
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Apr 23
Replying to @Seebo429
Just do what I do when in your position, threaten to take away the “good” breakfast cereal.
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Apr 23
Replying to @Seebo429
Get one pair green, one pair gold, and then pull them apart and mix them up.
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Apr 23
As we celebrate mediocrity All the boys upstairs want to see How much you'll pay for What you used to get for free - Tom Petty
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Apr 23
Replying to @Seebo429
They see me rollin’...
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SpacedMom Apr 20
Everybody thinks Easter puns are so cute, but when I tell my kids somebunny is gonna get eggs-ecuted if they don’t hop to it and get dressed, suddenly I’m a “bad mom.”
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Angie Schmitt Apr 23
What if every time we tried to talk about domestic violence, a bunch of people chimed in and were like "women beat men too!! What about that, huh?" That's sorta what it's like when you try to talk about pedestrians getting slaughtered in traffic.
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Joe Nyemmy Apr 23
Autonomous cars won't save us. Electric cars won't save us. Cars are the problem.
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Ya-Ting Liu Apr 22
Every inch of street space that prioritizes fossil fuel vehicles is failed climate policy. Happy Earth Day!
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TENNESSEE JED Apr 22
Good morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to a damn candy factory
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#InnovationNation Apr 22
This innovative bike instantly transforms into a stroller! Join the madness & cast your semifinals vote TONIGHT at 8PM ET. 🚲🚲
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Don Kostelec Apr 23
Shared responsibility on the road isn’t a valid expectation of people who walk and bike until they are given equal consideration in road design and equal opportunity to move safely throughout the system.
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Rogo Apr 22
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Apr 23
Replying to @emastaflash
Yup, that was me. Just working on some 40-50 yard pitch shots.
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Apr 22
Replying to @philipaklein
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Apr 22
Replying to @NefCanuck @EdtheSock
Where did you get that I buy shit from union busting part time employers like wal-mart?!? I buy from local brick & mortar shops for pretty much everything. I have morals, do you?!?
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Hayes Davenport Apr 22
Biggest threat to screenwriters: 1. Robots writing movies and TV, as implied in this article 2. This app with an unpaid human writing staff bigger than the population of Japan that I would currently rather look at than watch almost any movie or TV show
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