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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent)
We all just want to be safe on our roads, so let's all keep our eyes & hearts open.
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Dave Itzkoff 14h
[listens to audio tape of sarlacc devouring boba fett] I think you should not keep it, you should destroy it.
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) 16h
Replying to @TwoWheelNeil
God blessed me, I'm a free man With no place free to go I'm paralyzed and collared-tight No pills for what I fear - Neko Case
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) 16h
Replying to @DartmouthDerek
By either name they’re still evil.
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) 16h
Replying to @nedostup
Whatever Alan Parker.
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) 16h
Replying to @DartmouthDerek
Isn’t that corporatism? Which I guess is an offshoot of fascism.
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) 16h
I ❤️ [see GIF]. Her music puts a hop in my step, a song in my heart, a smile on my face and a twinkle in my eye.
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rocket Aug 22
me: so i was watching mindhunter 911: right me: they said serial killers are mean to animals 911: k me: a guy at work said he doesn't like dogs 911: that's not rea- me: no you don't understand, my dog was there 911: sir i need to end thi- me: he said it TO HIS FACE
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Riley Aug 22
Even though it’s a “very old” dam and “only the second time” they’ve had to implement any kind of water restrictions due to “unusually” hot and dry weather (first was in 2016), there’s not a single mention of climate change in this article. Stop acting like this is just “unusual”
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Aug 22
I’m itching with anticipation! Or maybe that’s just the crabs.
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Benjamin Ross Aug 22
Replying to @BenRossTransit
During fast-as-possible ramp-up of renewables, increases in electricity demand can only be met by slower phase-out of fossil fuels. Thus new electric cars are powered by 100% fossil-generated electricity 2/2
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Benjamin Ross Aug 22
Electric cars don't cut CO2 emissions during next 10+ years in plans that ramp up renewable electricity as fast as possible. Only way to de-carbonize transport soon in such a plan is to replace auto travel with transit, cycling & walking 1/2
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Kevin Hearne Aug 22
If I am piecing this together correctly: 1) Orange Skull starts trade war with China 2) China stops buying US soybeans 3) China says hey Brazil got any soy 4) Brazil says yeah hold on a sec we just gotta burn down the Amazon real fast 5) That McKinnon Hillary skit was on point
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BAKOON Aug 22
good metaphor for the boomer generation right here
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Ariana Lenarsky Aug 22
Noooo I brought my new salad with me into the bathroom and then my roommate came home out of nowhere...please don’t see me come out of the bathroom with a salad right now. I’m gonna have to hide it in the tub
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EU Metamorphosis Project Aug 22
#13 Through social comprises get public space back without losing car parkings. If the city fixes the total number of eligile parking lots, for every underground car parking built, one on-the-ground can be trasformed to public space for people © FGM-AMOR (2019)
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Aug 22
Replying to @jessokfine
Fuck yeah!
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Aug 22
Hopefully forever.
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Aug 22
Replying to @jessokfine
Small
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Aug 22
Replying to @happystash
I know, just think about how expensive salmon is now going to be.
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Rubbish Burglar (read in Australian accent) Aug 22
Replying to @jessokfine
I call dibs on the square styrofoam clamshell! Please.
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