Twitter | Search | |
Tom Glover
Devon based stand up comedian. Tweeting jokes, gigs and THFC.
2,366
Tweets
678
Following
842
Followers
Tweets
Tom Glover Jul 21
Replying to @Minilyzer
What's a comedy assist? How do I get one?
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 19
Replying to @RickSpur
I'd like us to sign someone... anyone. Other than that I'm good. Keep it up mate!
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 19
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ every transfer window you have to deal with this. Poor Ricky, patience of a saint. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover retweeted
Gag House Comedy Jul 17
Our last club at Cafe Mila (GODALMING) this Friday. Come join us! - โ€ฆ
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 15
Replying to @kdruncan
Hi Kate, always great to see you in the crowd. Glad we're helping to ease the pain. See you next month! X
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 14
Imagine the Sam Allardyce England with Phil Jones as captain. We'd have been destroyed in the groups.
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 13
Haha they literally have 'freedom of speech' info their Twitter bio.
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 13
Replying to @MarcBenamram
It's basically having a nice time wandering around on your own building stuff and finding guns. Then panicking wildly for 10 seconds as you try to change weapon and then a child takes all your guns and does a dance and you start again.
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 12
Replying to @Grovesy77 @LiquidSpurs
A fit Harry Winks in that midfield wouldn't have been a bad thing either.
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 11
Can we just play the 3rd place play off at Tottenham's training ground and Poch will just let us know who won?
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 9
Would love this. Would probably fit the big name signing promise as well once he's a World Cup winner. It's in the daily star so it must be true!
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 9
Oh Daniel, that's what we said to Newcastle. You'll see...
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 9
Thanks to the people of for last night. Was a pleasure to feature in your first ever final. Congratulations to for winning!
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 8
This is just work to be honest. Poetry is my main thing.
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 7
Replying to @ChrisPurchase
IT'S COMING HOME! I've not vandalised this much since 1996! Just smashed up a Billy bookcase with a hammer. I feel incredible!
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 7
Bridport people go to this one! Sally and Hayley are great!
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover retweeted
Michaelยฎ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿฆ Jul 7
Replying to @jordxwalker
Thought this deserved a video. Great thread! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 7
Replying to @sweetafton65
Haha, cheers wood butcher! Not Wood jockey.
Reply Retweet Like
Tom Glover Jul 7
In the Disney film Up, when the old man has a flashback of his life, is there a bit when he scores a header against Sweden in a World Cup quarter final?
Reply Retweet Like