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Tom
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Gearbox Official Jun 24
Penn & Teller VR Frankly Unfair, Unkind, Unnecessary, & Underhanded is NOW available for pre-order on Steam! Jump in on Oculus Quest, Oculus Rift, and HTC VIVE June 27th and PlayStation VR July 9th! Link:
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Tom Jun 25
anyone send this story about the snake bite to ya?
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Tom Jun 24
what’s the procedure to claim the million dollar challenge?
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Michael Scott Moore 🍑 Jun 22
Somali pirates gave me toothpaste & soap.
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Tom Jun 21
Replying to @fwong
Now we’ll have wizards finding corpses and attempting magical spells on them
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Freddie Wong Jun 21
The best part about Pokémon Go was realizing how many dead bodies are lying around that can found by just like walking around A LITTLE BIT
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Tom Jun 11
they forgot the tomatoes and sour cream on some supreme tacos from my mobile order tonight (so you should be able to find it) :-/ why is the location at 2800 south Claiborne, New Orleans understaffed and frequently out of essentials?
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Glenn with two n’s Jun 11
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Tom Jun 11
Replying to @ComputerSociety
You guys need some help with transforms? Because that photoshop work on the phone screen is garbage
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Joel Latto Jun 10
Time to expand your threat model to cover post mortem. Goddammit.
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Tom Jun 9
In a word, incredible universe truly is incredible.
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McDonald's Jun 6
International Currency Exchange. TODAY 2-5pm (local time). Any foreign currency = 1 menu item. Choose wisely 👇
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Tom Jun 5
listening to factually, I’m getting annoyed because the concept of personal rapid transit via Uber and Lyft in small towns where expanding the bus line doesn’t make sense is just being ignored
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James Holzhauer Jun 3
Sure, I could stick around and play a game that pays me $150,000 per hour, but I'd really rather get toys thrown at my crotch for free
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Full Frontal May 31
Start by letting transgender people in the military 🌈
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Tom May 31
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Tom May 29
I didn’t know what Gorka sounded like for real and sought it out, and I much prefer to the real thing.
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Tom May 26
Replying to @maddoxrules
Can and do, if you buy the right ones.
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Tom May 26
Replying to @littleesther
This your new Patreon?
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Tom May 25
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