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Tim Dillon
Stand Up Comic My Podcast: The Tim Dillon Show Rolling Stone/Netflix/Comedy Central/ Instagram: TimJDillon Tour Dates ⬇️
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Tim Dillon 1h
On my way to Tampa. Hopefully plane crashes!
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Tim Dillon 2h
I have never been prouder of myself than being coked out in Long Island almost homeless saying “We need to honor our commitment to the people of Iraq” while stealing tip money off the bar.
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Tim Dillon 3h
Bill rapes it like it is!
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Tim Dillon 4h
Remember Dennis Kucinich had a hot wife? Politics is wacky.
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Tim Dillon 4h
They were podcasting.
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Tim Dillon 12h
I’ll be at in Tampa Thursday thru Sunday. Grab tickets.
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Tim Dillon 13h
I took a cab to an Uber once.
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Tim Dillon 15h
Replying to @TimJDillon
It’s a great show... legit
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Tim Dillon 15h
Replying to @TimJDillon
This is a joke. I’m playing Ike.
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Tim Dillon 15h
Thrilled to be playing Tina Turner in the Broadway show about her life. Thanks to my agent and manager for believing in me and letting me do blackface for the audition. It was a risk. But it paid off.
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Tim Dillon 17h
Replying to @jay_es_one
Yes but it’s not available on the tv you dumb fuck read the tweet
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Tim Dillon 17h
Talent is extinct.
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Tim Dillon 17h
Any hotel over 300 a night needs to find a way to have Netflix/HBO/Amazon available and a service where I can purchase every movie ever made.
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Tim Dillon 17h
I’m sorry I love 2019
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Tim Dillon 22h
Joker has the only good late night set this year.
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Tim Dillon 23h
I also support China please Venmo me.
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Tim Dillon Oct 15
That funniest part was when the women talked lol
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Tim Dillon Oct 14
I thought Joker was light and uplifting.
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Tim Dillon Oct 14
Replying to @CheetoSantino
Thank you. You’re gonna be very funny one day. Don’t lose heart.
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