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Tim Clare
Ok, I'll try this: 1 like = 1 unusual condition for killing the big baddy at the end of your book/movie/game
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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30. May only be killed by objects larger than a blue whale.
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A.F. Harrold 12 Jun 17
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Does a blue whale wearing a party hat count as 'an object bigger than a blue whale'?
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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Can only be killed by weapons they made themself.
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Al Kennedy 12 Jun 17
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This also applies to any Blue Peter presenter.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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1. Can only be killed in the presence of their partner and children
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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2. Can only be killed while drunk
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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3. Can only be killed whilst telling a lie
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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5. Blades can only pierce them when wielded by someone they trust
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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6. They must willingly remove the bronze mask obscuring their eyes.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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7. Can only die while weeping with genuine sorrow.
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