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Tim Clare
Ok, I'll try this: 1 like = 1 unusual condition for killing the big baddy at the end of your book/movie/game
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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1. Can only be killed in the presence of their partner and children
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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2. Can only be killed while drunk
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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3. Can only be killed whilst telling a lie
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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4. Invincible except in Spain
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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5. Blades can only pierce them when wielded by someone they trust
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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6. They must willingly remove the bronze mask obscuring their eyes.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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7. Can only die while weeping with genuine sorrow.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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8. Can only be killed once a year; retires to heavily-guarded mountain fastness for this occasion, sealed alone in catacombs.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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9. Golden dish of sand balanced upon head. Dies if emptied.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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10. Attackers must carry villain's severed ear. Ears regrow. Villain sleeps in headcage. Several counterfeit ears in circulation.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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11. Flesh impervious to weapons unless in shadow. Palace filled with blazing braziers & mirrors at all times. Guards carry flaming torches.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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12. Can only be killed by weapons made of glass.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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Can only be killed by weapons they made themself.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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14. Must be struck by lightning.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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15. Immortal except whilst completely immersed in the blood of virtuous mortals killed in their sleep.
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Al Kennedy 12 Jun 17
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This also applies to any Blue Peter presenter.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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TOO SOON
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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16. May only be killed by accident. Capital subject to draconian health & safety ordinances. Assassins selected for extreme clumsiness.
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Tim Clare 12 Jun 17
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17. Killer must be in love with them
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