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Tig Notaro 2h
I’m not sure I’m emotionally ready for the answer but this question has consumed me for years and I can’t take it anymore. Can ANYONE explain to me why they made the mouse singer in The Great Mouse Detective so hot??? what was the narrative purpose. who was this for. why.
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Tig Notaro 3h
Is there a remix of “Tubthumping” that’s just the “I GET KNOCKED DOWN” part over and over and over again??? asking for the year 2019
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Tig Notaro 5h
Any time I see “fluent in sarcasm”, “politically incorrect” or “not for the easily offended” in someone’s twitter bio my mind takes me back to the early 2000s when this was e v e r y w h e r e
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Sara 🚀 Feb 28
once again, the heterosexual community triumphs with their graphic design capabilities and completely normal and healthy relationship ideas
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Tig Notaro 8h
Hot girl summer seems like a lot of work, I’m just gonna wait and cross my fingers for remembered-to-brush-hair girl fall.
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Tig Notaro 10h
(me, talking to a straight couple): so, uh, which one of you is the front half of the horse costume and which one is the back half?
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Tig Notaro 11h
I forgot to have my mom sign my permission slip for the Area 51 raid so now I have to stay behind with a sub and watch movies :(
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Tig Notaro 13h
Good morning pals! I’m Sara () and I’m tweeting for Tig today. I once took an extra long way leaving a parking garage because the stairwell had a pigeon sitting in it that looked more confident than me. What bird represents YOUR self-esteem issues best?? 🐦🐧🐤
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Reed Brice 25 Jan 16
Audiophile: Aren't these subwoofers great? Me: Totally. *imagines submarine run entirely by dogs* Me: Down periscope! Down! Put it down!!
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Tig Notaro Jul 15
i came out as a queer dude after living as a straight woman a lot later in life and tbh i feel in a lotta ways i’m still “culturally straight”- how i talk, dress, and, like many straight men, didn’t figure out how to give a woman an orgasm until i was well into my 30s
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Tig Notaro Jul 15
me with another queer dude struggling thru guilt after calling me “gurl” even tho i know he meant it the gay way
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Reed Brice 27 Jun 17
me when i have the wrong pan than what the recipe calls for
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Tig Notaro Jul 15
never feel like your life’s passion has to resonate with everyone a long time ago, someone had to look at the ancestor of the Dachshund, grit their teeth and say “i’m taking this dog as long as it’ll go”
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Reed Brice May 31
my latest game with chasers is pretending i have no idea what they’re talking about ever
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Tig Notaro Jul 15
hey little darlins, it’s tweeting for tig today. as a gay trans man and artist, i am not afraid of starting difficult conversations, so i pose this question and ask you to be brave enough to answer it: mayo as a substitute for butter on grilled cheese?
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Tig Notaro Jul 12
Goodnight my ThingamaTigs! Gonna sleep this well tonight cuz I dealt with all my issues in therapy and I'm definitely not still thinking about the one man who tweeted at me to tell me I'm not funny. Stay in touch with me and with my dog at
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Tig Notaro Jul 12
If your yoni egg cracks when it’s up there is it better to cook it scrambled or over easy?
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Andra Whipple Jul 7
Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and with a bunch of lunch cheese stuck in her boob sweat.
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Tig Notaro Jul 12
Bey's got the Beyhive, Beiber has Beliebers, what should Tig call her fans?
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Andra Whipple May 4
Petition to stop saying “make some noise” and start saying something more specific like “bird sounds please!!” Or “everyone gently whisper how excited you are like adults”.
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