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Tim Murphy
20 years ago my grandfather invited my sister and me to a theme park with dinosaurs & they got loose and tried to kill us. I love The National and Arcade Fire.
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Tim Murphy Nov 29
Raptor
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Tim Murphy 4 May 19
Replying to @sweet_tortilla
No
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Tim Murphy 18 Feb 19
Listening to The National and remembering the time I was hunted by actual velociraptors when I was a child
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Tim Murphy 2 Jun 18
There are dinosaurs all over my TV again
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Tim Murphy 20 Mar 18
Thinking about dinosaurs
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Tim Murphy 26 Nov 16
I try so hard
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Tim Murphy 15 Aug 14
If anyone's good at writing OkCupid bios, I'm struggling with mine a little bit
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Tim Murphy 18 Nov 16
Good morning to all my friends and followers on twitter
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Tim Murphy 15 Jan 16
Excited for the weekend and also excited to never again be trapped on a tropical island full of dinosaurs trying to kill me.
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Tim Murphy 5 Oct 16
I was trapped in a kitchen with actual velociraptors holy christ
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Tim Murphy 1 Oct 16
Going apple picking tomorrow. Between now and then I'll have some of the worst nightmares you could possibly imagine.
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Tim Murphy 29 Sep 16
Thanks to all who've checked in during my Twitter hiatus. I'm doing well, for someone who was hunted by velociraptors when I was 9 years old
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Tim Murphy 29 Sep 16
Listening to The National
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Tim Murphy 21 Jan 15
The new Belle and Sebastian album is great. Dinosaurs tried to kill me when I was 9 years old and I'll always live with that.
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Tim Murphy 18 Jul 16
Tonight was actually pretty chill
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Tim Murphy 21 Feb 15
Once upon a time, the only thing separating me from the horrific jaws of a T. Rex was a pane of glass supported by my 9-year-old arms.
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Tim Murphy 20 Jun 15
It would be a dream come true to know with complete certainty that I will never be in a situation ever again where dinosaurs try to kill me.
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Tim Murphy 27 Jun 15
I think a lot about going back to Isla Nublar with a machine gun and just killing as many dinosaurs as I can
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Tim Murphy 29 Jun 16
I'm still here
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Tim Murphy 10 Jun 16
Replying to @The_Tim_Murphy
No
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