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Chris Harding 🦑
Content designer and strategist, rider of bikes, nurturer of family, feeder of cats, reader of Tennyson. When I'm not doing these things, The Kraken sleepeth
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 25
Thanks both of you.
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 25
Where can I get this? (Not the potato or choking.)
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 25
Why is it so hard for someone to say ‘I’m sorry’?
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 25
Replying to @kathrynlangley
Doesn’t seem to be going well so far.
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 24
On hearing the Johnson defending the Cummings
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 24
Replying to @laurazoee @La_Pope
I’m so tempted to scream a massive “FUCK YOU!!!” Northwards and hope, beyond hope, it reached Downing Street.
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 24
Replying to @vaughan @BorisJohnson
As my 8 year old daughter displays every time we play something she makes up, the rules don’t apply to you if you’ve made up the rules.
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 24
That invisible book shelf is freaking me out
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 24
It is within guidance that travel to care for a relative is allowed. But not for you. We have never been in lockdown. We have always been at war with Oceania. 2+2=5
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 24
Replying to @andymatthews
Eve gets loads of appreciative comments when she’s out on her bike. Even though it’s a Mark 3 Chopper, it stands out.
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 23
Replying to @Natalie_KateM
Good
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 23
Has anyone done the ‘The goings and Cummings’ headline yet?
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Michael Spicer May 23
govt ministers keeping a 2m distance from their own backbones this morning
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 23
Replying to @LukeB_MTB
Since you moved. Weird!
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 23
No, you can’t defend unless you’re being bullied into it. Other people have been fined and sacked for doing what he did.
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 23
Replying to @Lubes
Right behind you bro.
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 23
Replying to @CliveAndrews
Truth mate. Them Renies down the battleship’ll tell ya what a blinder I is.
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 23
Replying to @LukeMcElligott1
So I’m either more pissed more often than I think I am, or more cockerney than I think I am...or both
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 23
Replying to @The_Kraken
And don’t forget the pigeon neck and expression of vague bemusement that gets superglued on.
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Chris Harding 🦑 May 23
Sometimes I forget how Cockney I am. Then I have a couple a jars daan me, sommink from me child’ood comes on an I’m like ‘OiOi me ole china! You’re a fuckin diamond for puttin dis on, innit’
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