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Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN
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Shower Thoughts 12h
If your mom can’t find it, it’s gone.
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Shower Thoughts 13h
While in the shower: 2% washing. 8% singing. 90% winning fake arguments.
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Shower Thoughts 15h
There is nothing quite like the smell of rain on a dry pavement after a sunny spell.
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Shower Thoughts 17h
Caramel is like if honey had a hotter sister.
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Shower Thoughts 18h
If random strangers threw side missions at people in real life, unemployment would not be a problem.
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Shower Thoughts 19h
People are more attractive when they’re doing the things they love.
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Shower Thoughts May 25
You may have been someone’s best friend and you never even knew it.
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Shower Thoughts May 25
Finding new music is like a drug. The more you repeatedly listen to it/use it the sooner it’s effects weaken.
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Shower Thoughts May 25
Humans and birds both sing. You could have heard some of the most popular bird musicians of all time and not even know it.
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Shower Thoughts May 24
A ceiling fan is like a helicopter who gave up on its dream and joined a 9 - 5 job.
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Shower Thoughts May 24
Antisocial pro tip: If you bump into someone you haven’t seen in 7 years, all of their cells have been replaced. Technically that makes them a completely different person, so you’re not obligated to say hi.
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Shower Thoughts May 24
Feeling lonely? Turn off all the lights in your house and watch a scary movie. Your not alone anymore…
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Shower Thoughts May 24
Maybe we’re naturally stoned 24/7 and hallucinogenic drugs are what takes us back to reality.
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Shower Thoughts May 23
Telling someone who has depression to “be happy” would probably make them more depressed because they want to but can’t.
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Shower Thoughts May 23
It’s crazy how a billionaire could give you 0.1% of their fortune and it would change your life forever.
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Shower Thoughts May 23
Children want to help you when they aren’t old enough to be helpful and when they are old enough to be helpful they don’t want to help you.
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Shower Thoughts May 22
We now live in a society where people get offended for other people.
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Shower Thoughts May 22
Humans put in a lot of effort to smell good only to be creeped out when someone tells them they smell good.
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Shower Thoughts May 21
Humans basically went to space on a dare.
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Shower Thoughts May 21
If everyone in the world learned a universal sign language in school, the whole world could understand each other. Would especially be good whilst traveling.
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