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Jesse Vipond
Sports, sports, sports, sports! Sports, sports, sports, sports! - Homer Simpson
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Jesse Vipond 21h
Feel free to Venmo me $6.50 (matinee price)!
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Jesse Vipond 21h
Haha!
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Jesse Vipond 22h
Replying to @legendofchelda
Ahhh, gotcha... then you’re more versed in horror than you let on!
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Jesse Vipond Sep 19
I’ve been working on “Mustache Bad.” It’s a “Fight Club” meets “Kingpin” story about a Canadian mustache prodigy who, with the help of a vulgar, washed up mustache coach, () rises from the seedy underground to become a World Mustache Champion!
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Jesse Vipond Sep 19
Replying to @ryenarussillo
Scour the world and you’ll never find a more unlikeable accent than that. Good god.
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Jesse Vipond Sep 19
Replying to @legendofchelda
It’s insane that *zero* Friday the 13th movies aren’t on there! Sure, they’re old and campy, but the first 4 are so much fun! And Halloween is the greatest horror movie of all time. Should go atop your list!
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Jesse Vipond Sep 19
Replying to @Nate_Cohn
How do you square these results with actual election results so far where women and POC are coming out in big numbers? Will you aggregate those trends when projecting forward?
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Jesse Vipond Sep 17
Replying to @MikeClayNFL
🗣ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MEDIOCRE RB PLAY?!?🗣
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Jesse Vipond Sep 17
Replying to @rejectedjokes
That episode was better than “Jaws.”
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Jesse Vipond Sep 17
Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz
That episode has haunted me. So good.
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Jesse Vipond Sep 17
Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz
Legit makes me remarkably uncomfortable.
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Nate Silver Sep 17
(Whispers: It's kind of insane to have irrevocable lifetime appointments for *anything*.)
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Jesse Vipond Sep 17
Replying to @boring_as_heck
Home run bounce off Canseco’s head? Carl Lewis National Anthem?
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Jesse Vipond Sep 16
Replying to @NOTVIKING
Been doing it for months. My fiancée finds it much less funny than I.
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Jesse Vipond Sep 16
Replying to @tedfrank
Also, does the possibility exist of Kavanaugh getting confirmed, then being impeached himself on the basis of committing obvious perjury in his sworn testimony?
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Jesse Vipond Sep 16
Replying to @tedfrank
I’m also not sure why Trump is ascribed the proverbial redeeming quality of delivering on SCOTUS judges. He’s a vessel through which McConnel/Federalist pass their preferences. He’s exhibited literally zero capacity to critically examine anything, let alone vetting nominees.
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Jesse Vipond Sep 16
Replying to @tedfrank @mattyglesias
Oh sure, policy preferences got implemented, as they should when one wins an election. To the victor goes the spoils. However, and major “spoil” of winning the presidency is selection of SCOTUS judges, and Obama was denied that.
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Jesse Vipond Sep 16
Replying to @mattyglesias @tedfrank
Not to mention Dems winning the public argument in 2012 in a landslide. Not sure why that election didn’t get the same “consequences” as 2016?
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Jesse Vipond Sep 15
Replying to @emilynussbaum
Simpler times...
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Jesse Vipond Sep 15
Why should it be “made available” if it doesn’t support any counterargument whatsoever?
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