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God 22 Mar 14
Only he who has walked through the deepest valley knows how other valleys of lesser depth are relatively more walk-throughable, valley-wise.
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God May 24
Not him! He was My favorite Me!
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God May 23
Wrong. Most of them turn out stupid.
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God May 22
The isn't from Me. It's from Satan. It's his way of telling Trump the contract is expiring.
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God May 20
Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. (Yes, the standards are now that low.)
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God May 19
I have a plan for your life. In most cases that plan involves suffering and unhappiness.
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God May 19
Replying to @TheTweetOfGod
Fuck you anonymous asshole.
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God May 19
I'm sick and tired of saving the Queen.
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God May 18
American society is insane. That is not a metaphor. That is the literal truth.
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God May 18
Fuck you asshole.
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God May 17
Retweeting this is your last best hope to save the planet.
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God May 14
My aim's not what it used to be.
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God May 14
“52 Palestinians” rolls off the journalistic tongue in a way “52 human beings” just doesn’t.
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God May 13
Do not believe in Me and I will never, ever let you down.
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God May 12
always makes Me feel like I made one continent too many.
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God May 11
I have been canceled by Fox.
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God May 10
Now, more than ever, dogs.
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God May 9
I will be eligible to be a god in India as soon as I get my Aadhaar card.
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God May 9
I am now both the biggest unverified account on Twitter and the biggest unverified entity in the universe.
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God May 8
At this point the US should just withdraw from Earth.
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