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God 4h
And now he’s in hell.
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God 20h
When forced to take sides, side with the side that didn’t force you to take sides.
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God 20h
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but guns shoot you dead.
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God 23h
Your religion is incorrect.
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God Feb 20
Good on you, Mike! May I recommend the part where Lot offers his daughters up to a raging mob to be gang-raped because they're virgins (Genesis 19:1-8)? That's a real morning pick-me-up!
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God Feb 18
That’s why I oppose you, you arrogant bigoted hateful son of a bitch.
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God Feb 17
I'm thankful that today I can speak to you through Twitter and tell you what an asshole you are. Aren't you?
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God Feb 16
I applied to be a god in India but apparently they’re overstaffed.
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God Feb 16
I am God and this is My Twitter account. It's not a joke. It's not a "bit". I am actually God and all who doubt it shall burn in eternal fire. Now send Me money.
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God Feb 16
Replying to @craftsmandave
David, there appears to be a general consensus that the orthography in this tweet is problematic (viz. the confusion between the possessive 'your' and the second-person contraction 'you're'), and that this orthographical issue undercuts, to some degree, the gist of your argument.
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God Feb 16
Your thoughts and prayers are My shits and giggles.
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God Feb 15
"In an old-fashioned, prescientific democracy, any spellbinder with a good organization behind him can turn the twenty percent of potential somnambulists into an army of regimented fanatics dedicated to the greater glory and power of their hypnotist." Aldous Huxley, "The Island"
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God Feb 15
The world should be run by dogs and Canadians.
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God Feb 15
In My defense, I don't exist.
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God Feb 15
Guns don't kill people, gun lobbies do.
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God Feb 15
If you want to keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of the mentally ill, don't elect them President.
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God Feb 14
It is useless for a society to blame a person's "mental health issues" when that society itself is insane.
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God 6 Oct 15
School shootings are a small price to pay for the freedom to be killed in school shootings.
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God Feb 14
Stop.
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God Feb 14
I consider Myself spiritual but not religious.
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