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God 20h
You were an accident.
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God Jan 29
In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people.
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God Nov 16
I dislike the vast majority of you.
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God Nov 13
The worst natural disaster by far is all of you.
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God Nov 13
Cool! Stan Lee is giving Me superpowers I never knew I had!
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God Nov 12
Yeah, I did put SOME thought into this, guys.
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God Nov 9
Retweet this and I'll follow you. And watch you. And judge you. 24/7.
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God Nov 8
How does anyone still believe in Me at this point? If I existed I’d find it absurd.
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God Nov 7
I won't be playing one in your afterlife, I can tell you that.
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God Nov 6
I'd love to tell you this is a sign from Me, but it's actually just a promotion for a gay bar in Georgetown.
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God Nov 5
No matter what country you’re from, half your countrymen are stupid.
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God Nov 2
I’m bored. Look out.
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God Oct 30
Every time you retweet Me an angel gets an orgasm.
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God Oct 30
When I start talking to you, you should start talking to a mental health professional.
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God Oct 29
Great job, humanity! You’re winning!
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God Oct 29
I just tried banging on the side of the planet a few times but it didn't fix anything.
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God 11 Jun 14
The problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is the people.
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God Oct 27
The good news is the human race appears to be an isolated incident.
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God Oct 27
I have lost control of the situation.
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