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God 2h
THE FIVE STAGES OF CLIMATE CHANGE 1. Denial 2. Guilt 3. Depression 4. Acceptance 5. Drowning
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God 8h
Attention: Due to maintenance, the laws of physics will be suspended from 11pm to 6am this evening. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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God Aug 3
America has to stop letting young white men into the country.
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God Aug 17
Jesus died for your sins and soon the Earth will too.
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God Aug 15
Next time no people.
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God Aug 8
Standing up for what you believe in isn't a virtue if what you believe in is awful.
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God Aug 6
Just so you don't think I'm totally obsessed with America, . People like her are why the Indian god market is worth fighting for.
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God 15 Feb 18
If you want to keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of the mentally ill, don't elect them President.
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God Aug 4
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God Aug 4
"The way to prevent more poisonings is to give everyone poison." - The National Poison Association.
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God Aug 3
Why have laws controlling guns? Killers will just ignore them anyway. Why have laws against rape? Rapists will just ignore them anyway. Why have laws against anything? Criminals will just ignore them anyway. Why have government? Why have society? Why try to do anything?
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God Aug 3
This entire Presidency is a hate crime.
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God Aug 3
America has to stop letting young white men into the country.
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God Aug 3
Saying "guns don't kill people" is like saying "defibrillators don't save people".
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God Aug 2
Spoiler alert: he wasn’t licensed to drive a car, either, genius.
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God Aug 1
If you pray hard enough, nothing happens.
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God Jul 28
The bad news: climate change threatens 1 in every 4 species with extinction. The good news: you're one of them.
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God Jul 25
Retweet this and you will receive your reward within the next week or so in the form of a random good thing that would have happened anyway.
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God Jul 23
Only one religion is right but I won't say which one because I want you to figure it out by hating and killing each other while I watch.
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God Jul 19
If you follow Me, could you please retweet this? I'm trying to call Twitter's attention to My broken follower count without resorting to striking their headquarters with lightning. Which I still may do anyway.
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