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Todd 'Papi' Carlos
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos 3h
ME: *singing The Twelve Days of Christmas 13 times in a row* BOSS: Can I see you in my office?
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos 3h
Silent night, holy night Borat voice, my wife
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos 4h
Replying to @mostlysharks
i didnt know she lived in Australia
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos 4h
I've been scouring the internet and can only find 13 or 14 ways to get the seeds out of a pomegranate
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos 11h
Replying to @AndrewScheer
Bye bitch
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos 12h
Replying to @batkaren @abbycohenwl
It'll never work
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos retweeted
deck the halls w kimmymonte ❄️ Dec 11
rudolph with your nose so bright,, won’t you backstreet’s back alright
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos 13h
Replying to @iamspacegirl
Burrito B-owl
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos 14h
ME: *timidly raising hand*
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos 18h
Got em!
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos 18h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Don't fret, there's one for you too
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos retweeted
Hi, it's Abby. Yep. Dec 11
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos Dec 11
Watching 'The Irishman' the way Scorsese wanted
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos Dec 11
I guess this is "kind" of an honor...
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos Dec 11
'Ope is all we 'ave guv'nuh
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos Dec 11
Look how cute, they took each other into custody...
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos Dec 11
Replying to @Home_Halfway
true
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos Dec 11
Replying to @Home_Halfway
ME
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos Dec 11
KATRINA AND THE WAVES:♪I'm walkin' on sunshine...♪ NEIL DeGRASSE TYSON: Ha haha HAHAAH HAHAHAHA!!
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos Dec 11
Replying to @RobWagner79
there's lots of holes there
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