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leslie smeslie Aug 9
Replying to @notcapnamerica
This is... just a mailbox
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leslie smeslie Aug 8
!!! 🤣 My brother and I used to (as kids) put weird stuff in mason jars, close em up, and put them behind the bed for months to see what would grow. 😷 There was also the time we tried to make the biggest possible ball of chewed chewing gum so we could break the Guinness record.
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leslie smeslie Aug 8
I exclusively wore “floppy pants” as I called them, or soffe shorts, to school in highschool.
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Zay Aug 7
A reminder. If she don’t have wet ass pussy with you. More than likely it’s you.
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Louisa 🌈👭 Aug 7
The Venn diagram of conservative white guys shocked and appalled about WAP and those who have shouted “TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL, TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS” drunkenly at a party is a circle
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leslie smeslie Aug 6
And if it’s a tough story I was maybe embarrassed to share at first, it is SUCH a relief if my friend can understand or share a similar experience. It can be a way to bond and build trust/understanding.
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leslie smeslie Aug 6
Replying to @ttunauluu
I kept waiting for it to be a jokkkkeeee
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leslie smeslie Aug 6
Replying to @IjeomaOluo
This made me well up! So sweet 🥰
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leslie smeslie Aug 6
The other plans suck worse.
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leslie smeslie Aug 6
Lol just have more money and options. By force of sheer will. 😂 THINK it into existence, Jen!
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leslie smeslie Aug 6
Replying to @HeyImAnde
Like because she decided to stop buying into the requirement that women in the public eye perform femininity a specific way, now she isn’t allowed to do any feminine things.
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leslie smeslie Aug 6
Replying to @HeyImAnde
She just wasn’t going to keep worrying about it anymore! Doesn’t mean she can’t occasionally enjoy it. But the fact that expressing that alone (which shouldn’t be groundbreaking... at all?) causes this many issues with some people honestly shows that they can’t keep up.
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leslie smeslie Aug 6
Replying to @HeyImAnde
They lack the depth to realize the point behind what she was doing.
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leslie smeslie Aug 6
And if someone’s car expenses would cover k-12 private school education, congratulations, that’s a wealthy person.
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leslie smeslie Aug 6
This is off-topic. There will always be ppl in all economic situations making bad choices. They are not an argument a/g investing in public school. And, critically, their KIDS aren’t making financial decisions & don’t deserve a shit education. Public school deserves to be great.
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leslie smeslie Aug 6
Replying to @euphimaa
4 or 5 otherwise it’s wasting so much food!
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Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 Aug 6
Hot take: Journalists should, if possible, avoid stating facts in terms of percent change, because a lot of your readers don’t know how percents work and there are easier-to-digest ways to presenting that data.
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leslie smeslie Aug 5
Replying to @criticalthotcop
Honestly the first time I tried it I thought it was a terrible mistake and had to open a different candy packet to be sure that taste was on purpose.
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leslie smeslie Aug 5
Replying to @notcapnamerica
Some ppl live in a different world. 😳
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leslie smeslie Aug 5
Replying to @notcapnamerica
Lexus dealership where my stepdad got his most recent car gave him possession b4 he supplied a check 4 the tradein balance. I was blown away. Then they call & remind him the next day & he says “I’ll bring it when it’s convenient for me, prob later this week” & hung up.
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