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Manda Edwards
~Life ~Mom-ing ~Wife-ing ~Mental Illness ~Shenanigans
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Manda Edwards Oct 18
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Manda Edwards Oct 18
But if I don’t narrate my dogs inner monologue, who will??
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Manda Edwards Oct 11
Life lesson: when you are responsible for cooking the holiday meal, don’t drink until it’s ready. Also: drunk me makes delicious gravy
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Manda Edwards Oct 11
Sober me and drunk me just had a fight over Chapstick and, luckily, sober me won
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Manda Edwards Jun 21
In honour of Dads everywhere on this day:⁣ ⁣ The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.⁣ ⁣ May your day be better than your…
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Manda Edwards Jun 14
Finished both my shampoo and conditioner at the same time today...I can therefore conclude with utmost certainty that either the apocalypse is indeed upon us or there was a serious mixup with my Hogwarts letter and I actually am a wizard
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Manda Edwards May 17
When you make jokes about the Quarantwenty but then you split a seam in your leggings....shit just got real.
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Manda Edwards Apr 12
Easter 2020: the year we left out Lysol wipes and hand sanitizer for the Easter Bunny and prayed that he would leave some toilet paper behind with the chocolate...
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Manda Edwards Apr 2
I completely understand now why the March Hare was as mad as the Hatter
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Manda Edwards Mar 23
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Manda Edwards Mar 20
Social Distancing = Me, living my best life
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Manda Edwards Mar 15
Can someone please explain to me where exactly in the Covid19 description it mentions the possibility of shitting yourself to death?
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Manda Edwards Feb 21
From an evolutionary standpoint, I feel like we’re well beyond the phase where females who spend a lot of time in close proximity to one another need to “synch up” - if the goal of our species is survival we should probably start making a new plan...
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Manda Edwards 12 Nov 19
Am I the only that is totally yet politely outraged at the new lids?? Seriously, they’re awful - it’s like having to drink your coffee through a straw.
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Manda Edwards 29 Oct 19
I think my cats are broken...I put new sheets on my bed today and NEITHER ONE attempted to “help” me.
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Manda Edwards 22 Oct 19
When your hubby has the day off and the postman delivers an Amazon box to your door and whispers “busted” as he hands it to you...😳
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Manda Edwards 17 Oct 19
Anyone else out there have a weird toilet-seat-sixth-sense? Like you just KNOW when it’s up before you sit down, even with the light off? .... No? ...just me then
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Manda Edwards 18 Sep 19
Sometimes I forget to be real. It’s not always about being sarcastic, or witty, or self-deprecating. It’s about being honest and open; about being a voice for others, and showing that it’s ok to not be ok. This is me…
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Manda Edwards 17 Sep 19
I know it’s meant to have a bigger message, but ‘s new song is now my anxiety theme song...I mean, she basically just took my inner monologue loop and turned it into a catchy chorus...
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Manda Edwards 12 Sep 19
Any other parents out there feel totally awkward around other people’s kids? Like, how do I act around this tiny human that doesn’t belong to me... 🤷🏼‍♀️🧐
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