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Manda Edwards
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Manda Edwards Jun 21
In honour of Dads everywhere on this day:⁣ ⁣ The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.⁣ ⁣ May your day be better than your…
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Manda Edwards Jun 14
Finished both my shampoo and conditioner at the same time today...I can therefore conclude with utmost certainty that either the apocalypse is indeed upon us or there was a serious mixup with my Hogwarts letter and I actually am a wizard
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Manda Edwards May 17
When you make jokes about the Quarantwenty but then you split a seam in your leggings....shit just got real.
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Manda Edwards Apr 12
Easter 2020: the year we left out Lysol wipes and hand sanitizer for the Easter Bunny and prayed that he would leave some toilet paper behind with the chocolate...
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Manda Edwards Apr 2
I completely understand now why the March Hare was as mad as the Hatter
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Manda Edwards Mar 23
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Manda Edwards Mar 20
Social Distancing = Me, living my best life
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Manda Edwards Mar 15
Can someone please explain to me where exactly in the Covid19 description it mentions the possibility of shitting yourself to death?
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Manda Edwards Feb 21
From an evolutionary standpoint, I feel like we’re well beyond the phase where females who spend a lot of time in close proximity to one another need to “synch up” - if the goal of our species is survival we should probably start making a new plan...
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Manda Edwards Nov 12
Am I the only that is totally yet politely outraged at the new lids?? Seriously, they’re awful - it’s like having to drink your coffee through a straw.
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Manda Edwards Oct 29
I think my cats are broken...I put new sheets on my bed today and NEITHER ONE attempted to “help” me.
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Manda Edwards Oct 22
When your hubby has the day off and the postman delivers an Amazon box to your door and whispers “busted” as he hands it to you...😳
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Manda Edwards Oct 17
Anyone else out there have a weird toilet-seat-sixth-sense? Like you just KNOW when it’s up before you sit down, even with the light off? .... No? ...just me then
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Manda Edwards Sep 18
Sometimes I forget to be real. It’s not always about being sarcastic, or witty, or self-deprecating. It’s about being honest and open; about being a voice for others, and showing that it’s ok to not be ok. This is me…
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Manda Edwards Sep 17
I know it’s meant to have a bigger message, but ‘s new song is now my anxiety theme song...I mean, she basically just took my inner monologue loop and turned it into a catchy chorus...
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Manda Edwards Sep 12
Any other parents out there feel totally awkward around other people’s kids? Like, how do I act around this tiny human that doesn’t belong to me... 🤷🏼‍♀️🧐
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Manda Edwards Sep 11
Some days, I’m a force to be reckoned with...other days, I’mma force myself off the couch and out of the PJ’s I’ve been wearing for four days straight and maybe eat something not out of a can. It’s all good.
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Manda Edwards Aug 19
Just another Friday night with my peeps... 😂😎
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Manda Edwards Aug 15
You know how when basically anything stops working you just unplug it, wait a few seconds, and plug it back in? What I’d like to know is; where is my f%&king plug and can we reset to earlier versions, like before cellulite and muffin top?
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Manda Edwards Aug 9
Therapist: Tell me, what have you been doing to achieve some of your goals? Me: ... Therapist: Yes? Me: I’m sorry, I thought that was a rhetorical question. Therapist: ...
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