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The Maine Jess
Church girl. Ex-GOP Fundraiser. Domestic Violence Survivor. Runner. Cheesecake baker. Local Mary Poppins. America saw the shitty parts of my life in the news.
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The Maine Jess 4m
OOB?
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Mrs. V 56m
I could be my own boss and independently wealthy but I never responded to all those moms asking me to join their MLMs.
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The Maine Jess 51m
Replying to @MaineMillennial
“The Episcopal Church welcomes you...”
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The Maine Jess 1h
My mom sent me AirPods for my birthday and I hate how much I love them.
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Portland Trails 2h
We're looking for presenters for our 15x15/Annual Meeting on March 25th! Do you have a great idea or story that ties into Portland Trails' mission? Send us your proposal! See the event page for full details:
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The Maine Millennial 3h
Replying to @TheMaineJess
i assume during tea breaks in between boinking all your ancestors on the Isle of Jersey
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The Maine Jess 3h
Replying to @MaineMillennial
Where did he write it?!
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Ayanna Pressley 16h
Replying to @AyannaPressley
the rhetoric & policies of anti choice zealots like DeVos put the lives & bodily autonomy of far too many people at risk. That’s why we need to pass EACH & TAKE ACTION >
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Ian Koski 15h
Good lord this is so lame
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The Maine Jess 15h
Replying to @BearorSharon
I give it 2 more years before I’m living in the woods, Downeast somewhere.
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The Maine Jess 21h
My great great uncle, Boston Corbett, assassinated John Wilkes Booth.
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The Maine Jess 16h
Replying to @TheMaineJess
Also, he was weird AF. But I kind of dig it.
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The Maine Jess 17h
Replying to @MereWasThere
No, I'm actually on my laptop... I see it now! This. is. brilliant!
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The Maine Jess 17h
Replying to @jimbcbs4
It's a Christmas miracle!
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The Maine Jess 17h
Replying to @MereWasThere
May I refer you here...
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The Maine Jess 17h
Replying to @MereWasThere
The Duchess of Cambridge did today so you can too.
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Erin Gaetz 17h
Mean Cat isn’t doing so well. I adopted him 12 years ago — when I was 22 and brand new to NYC — and he’s been with me ever since. I’m really hoping it’s just a bug and he’ll be back to his old self soon. 🙏🏼
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The Maine Jess 17h
Replying to @jimbcbs4
He spent some time in Colorado it would seem, as we are hearing the tales of his adventure.
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Kimberly Simmons 18h
Shall I leave you a couple at Terlingua ?
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The Maine Jess 18h
Replying to @MaineMillennial
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