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LEFTY LONGCOURT
THE LOANSHARK/ THE USED CAR SALESMAN/PART TIME POPE/globally accepted as the answer/ #1 lobster fighter/Part Time Siamese Twin/MY LIFE DEPENDS ON A RARE GEM
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Okayplayer Feb 19
Replying to @ericandre @adultswim
. has no chill! 😂 Watch his new special online before it's gone:
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Eric Andre Feb 19
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 18
Man doing house stuff really sucks. Only 1.5 more bathrooms to go
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 17
Zach bought me an oyster last night. It was a sexy time
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 17
This drive sucks. I’m so tired. Pray 4 me
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Trevor Moore Feb 16
I can not believe that after all this time, nobody has had the common decency to tell the Chinese that today isn't New Years.
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 16
Could everyone pray that Michigan gets cold, super cold today? I’d like to go ice racing on Turk lake and this stupid heat wave isn’t helping Thanks, love you.
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 10
I AM SO BORED YOU SLEEP ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 10
IS EVERYOBE ASLEEP
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 9
hey are you guys going to be in Cleveland tomorrow with neck deep?
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 7
If you have a dog that isn’t good with strangers (like the guy bringing you fuel) WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LEAVE THE BIG DOG OUT TO CHASE ME AROUND
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 6
I still hate this thing
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 6
It started
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 6
WHAT A FUCKING MIRACLE
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 6
will my car start?! What do you think. A- yeah you just spent a buttload of money fixing it a few months ago. OR B- no stupid, it’s a Mitsubishi and the only thing it’s good for is letting you down.
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Feb 6
Let’s play a game together! I’m gonna go put the spark plugs back in my 2008 lancer evolution. The game is will it start.
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VICE Jan 30
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Jan 29
God was on his a game when he invented pneumatic tools and air compressors
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Lawrence Burney Jan 28
The lady from Little Big Town look like a surgeon too
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Lawrence Burney Jan 28
Why Sam Smith look like a surgeon
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