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LEFTY LONGCOURT
THE LOANSHARK/ THE USED CAR SALESMAN/PART TIME POPE/globally accepted as the answer/ #1 lobster fighter/Part Time Siamese Twin/MY LIFE DEPENDS ON A RARE GEM
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Pizza 15h
Replying to @TheGoodTyrant
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LEFTY LONGCOURT 22h
Do I know anyone that can braid hair??
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Trevor Moore Jun 19
Uh-oh. WE'RE humans!
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Jun 17
Don’t let your dads eat pie.
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Jun 17
Replying to @RheaButcher
They’re pretty rare
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Trevor Moore Jun 16
At a Train Museum. It's amazing that just 300 or 400 years ago people had to build these giant things because they were too stupid to figure out cars yet. 2018 rules.
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Sam Brown May 18
Be safe tonight... Or don't... I don't care.
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Night Vale podcast Jun 12
Why?
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Lil B THE BASEDGOD Jun 11
TASK FORCE BITCH MOB - Lil B
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Jun 9
The human torch was denied a bank loan
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Jun 9
The arsonist had oddly shaped feet
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Jun 9
Hey pep pep, can we have a barbecue? Thank you. Don’t forget soda
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Zach Moore Jun 7
I’m being cyber bullied
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Jun 8
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Jun 1
I’m gonna stop sitting down and go load my truck with fuel then I’m gonna get back to sitting down
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Jun 1
DOESNT THAT JUST BURN YOUR BUNS?!
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Pizza May 27
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Kim Kardashian West May 27
I will always ride for my man!
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LEFTY LONGCOURT May 25
ME HUSBANDS A BLOODY UTE
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LEFTY LONGCOURT May 24
we used to get those from the ice cream man and some had crystals and shit and to flick the tubes and the crystals go up to the top
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