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LEFTY LONGCOURT
THE LOANSHARK/ THE USED CAR SALESMAN/PART TIME POPE/globally accepted as the answer/ #1 lobster fighter/Part Time Siamese Twin/MY LIFE DEPENDS ON A RARE GEM
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Trevor Moore 23h
Ugh! As soon as we sit down for Thanksgiving dinner my family starts arguing about Trump. My Stepmom Glenda says he was in an episode of 'Newsradio' where they played him in a high stakes poker game. And I'm like "It was 'Suddenly Susan' you stupid bitch!"
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LEFTY LONGCOURT 21h
FUCK YOU
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Nov 18
I️ wanna go do some off-roading today. Wanna act like fools
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Pizza Nov 12
Can’t wait until i turn 18 tho and my freakin mom can’t tell me what to do anymore
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Nov 13
If kimmy Jong nukes us, I️ HOPE IT LANDS ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT CAR
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Nov 7
I’ve been hammering at this fucking thing for like three days
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Nov 7
GOT THIS THING OFF WITHOUT BREAKING IT
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Nov 7
I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️ I️
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Nov 7
Where do I️ vote Who do I️ vote for? Is it actually possible to not fuck up my tie rod while trying to remove it from my LBJ?
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Mr. T Nov 6
Even though I am sort of A Tough Guy, I am crying because All the Senseless Violence.
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Pizza Nov 1
I hate rhcp
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Nov 2
The Mimi’s are back in town
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Nov 1
Nice knowing you, brain cells
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Nov 1
Enough soaked through so I’m gonna be huffing gas all day
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Nov 1
Just got a gasoline bath. Jacket took most of it 😒
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Pizza Oct 31
L-I-t-t-l-e pain
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Oct 31
Good morning
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Oct 30
Anyone wanna ride with me to bg? Gotta pick up some Toyota parts. If you’re lucky you’ll get high on diesel fuel sitting next to me
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Oct 29
Damn truck did
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LEFTY LONGCOURT Oct 29
New cv axle, new lbj’s, new brake caliper and tomorrow, new wheels and tires. Then I’ll have a pile of parts that cost more than the whole
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