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Ellen DeGeneres
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
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Ellen DeGeneres 12h
Scarlett Johansson and are a lot better at saving the world than they are at saving this balloon.
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Ellen DeGeneres 13h
If you love Netflix, but don’t love smoking, I fixed it for you. You’re welcome.
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Ellen DeGeneres 14h
These must be kitten heels.
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Ellen DeGeneres 16h
Thank goodness for these products designed for women. Now I can escape from my car in an emergency like a lady.
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Ellen DeGeneres 18h
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Ellen DeGeneres 19h
My Instagram account was hacked last night (despite my clever password “password”). We apologize, and we thank everyone who brought it to our attention. I’m going back to sleep now.
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 22
I don’t know a lot about science, but I do know that allowing massive destruction of the is terrible. Here are some ideas how to help.
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 22
wassup D
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 22
Playing with and could never not be fun.
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 22
It’s time for Debate Club! The LaBrant Fam went head-to-head to decide some of the internet’s toughest controversies.
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 22
Happy birthday, ! 41 is a great age. Especially in cat years.
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 22
The one where Jennifer Aniston wasn’t famous yet.
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 22
Bradley Cooper answered my Burning Questions. Tell me something, boy…
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 21
Everyone loves a back-to-school photo. Okay, maybe not everybody. If you get a bad back-to-school photo, send it to me.
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 21
This is your chance to do something great for someone who really deserves it. If you know someone who could really use some help, tell me about them... then get ready to see what and I do for them!
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 21
Three gorillas just texted me about how excited they are.
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 21
. is a great chef. Jennifer Aniston and I are great taste-testers.
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 20
This is one of the many reasons I love .
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 20
Happy birthday to the incredible Demi Lovato. I ❤️ you.
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Ellen DeGeneres Aug 20
I’m so cute, I can do it upside down.
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