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David Llewellyn
Aspiring luftmensch. Writes books and audio plays. Latest novel, 'A Simple Scale', out now. Pic by
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David Llewellyn 4h
Chad likes his "Crying Laughing" emojis. Because Chad is a twat.
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David Llewellyn 5h
Replying to @GRALambo
It's a watch strap and she's keeping an eye on the time? (I mean, I know she'll have people barking in her ear, but maybe she just likes having it there.)
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David Llewellyn 5h
🎶"Although we've come To the end of the road, Still I can't let go..."
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David Llewellyn 6h
Replying to @katyjmitchell
It would not shock me. It would not shock me at all.
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David Llewellyn 7h
Sir, this is a Marriott.
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David Llewellyn 8h
Replying to @lisamcmullin
Sorry to hear that, but I'm sure you and I will be in touch shortly over THE SECRET THING THAT WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT. But until then, take care. x
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David Llewellyn 8h
Replying to @SarahPinborough
Appropriate gif:
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David Llewellyn 8h
Replying to @toodoor
I don't think he's blocked me - though I have muted him!
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David Llewellyn 8h
Replying to @RebeccaRideal
This deserves to go bonkers viral.
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Rebecca Rideal 8h
I knew that garlic hack was a lie!
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David Llewellyn 9h
To my shame, yes.
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David Llewellyn 9h
Mad King. Feisty daughters. Everyone dies.
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David Llewellyn 10h
Cardiff. City of "Oof". 😬
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David Llewellyn 10h
I wouldn't want to mansplain leeks, but I hope you're using the green bits. (I only found out about using the green bits recently, and it's changed EVERYTHING.)
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Darran Anderson 11h
Reading about Gloria Vanderbilt, who died yesterday. You get a sense of how cities exist not just in spatial but also temporal terms, looking at the family's demolished mansions. This was the Petit Chateau on Fifth Avenue, Manhattan
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David Llewellyn 10h
I think it helps to see it via the 3D imaging on Google Maps to appreciate just how much it takes the piss.
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David Llewellyn 11h
He's the only one who doesn't look as if he's been involved in some sort of radioactive catastrophe, so I'm fine with this.
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David Llewellyn 11h
The "Crying laughing emoji". Twitter shorthand for "I'm a bellend".
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David Llewellyn 11h
Best I've got is 'Gross Point Twat'. Dan wins.
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David Llewellyn 11h
''s surname literally means "freelance" in the old sense of the word, which is one of the best examples of nominative determinism I know of.
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