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Tommy
One of the advantages of never sleeping is that you are forced to live your dreams
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Tommy Apr 3
Sugar is the homeopathic cure to diabetes, consider that before you buy into homeopathy
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Tommy Jan 18
It's a good thing gluten-free vegans are so healthy because there's no medicine that doesn't have some sort of wheat or animal product
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Tommy Dec 10
Putting an onion slice on the bottom of your foot will not pull toxins out
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Tommy Nov 26
Name your child something dumb and then get mad when people can't pronounce it or spell it
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Tommy 8 Sep 18
Replying to @ajlamb07
Mountaineers!
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Tommy 20 Aug 18
When milk goes sour just add some chocolate syrup to it to sweeten it up again
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Tommy 4 Aug 18
Everyone has a coffee scoop but no one knows where theirs came from
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Tommy 8 Jun 18
Driving through West Virginia I have trouble keeping my eyes on the road and off the scenery around me
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Tommy 20 May 18
Replying to @ajlamb07
Those fortnite games got you down?
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Lauren 16 Apr 18
And tomorrow is.... January 95th
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Tommy 16 Apr 18
Should I just put "revise portfolio submissions" on my to-do list right now?
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Tommy 22 Mar 18
Replying to @haley_rochelle_
the Lore podcast is gold, just not before bed
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Tommy 15 Mar 18
One trip to Walmart reminds me why I never go there
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Tommy 11 Mar 18
Since life begins at conception I'm trying to celebrate my conception day instead of my birthday but my parents won't tell me what day that was
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PharmaFactz 7 Mar 18
Top 5 Facts about Vaccines and Autism 1. Vaccines don't cause autism. 2. Vaccines don't cause autism. 3. Vaccines don't cause autism. 4. Vaccines don't cause autism. 5. Vaccines don't cause autism.
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Tommy 6 Mar 18
Replying to @richelle_dalaba
Frank's on everything!
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Tommy 5 Mar 18
Food is just a delivery system for hot sauce
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Tommy 26 Feb 18
Do you actually keep your ground coffee in the fridge like the package says to?
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Tommy 21 Feb 18
You'd think a guy like Billy Graham could at least make it to 100
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Tommy 20 Feb 18
If you've never garnished a drink with a freezie pop you're missing out
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