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Azeem Banatwalla
I tell jokes for money, your offence is free. Here to tweet about football and plug my shows. For everything else, follow on Instagram. Bookings: veena@oml.in
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Azeem Banatwalla 16h
If you're unsure about a person - Play a team sport with them, or be a passenger while they're driving. You'll have all the information you need about their morality and character within an hour.
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 16
When Sherlock Holmes fucks Anil Kapoor...
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 16
This Imad Wasim dude has full Inzamam vibes. Brute force and a complete unwillingness to run.
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 16
We've made the complaint with the cyber cell online. Let's see what they do. If there's no movement we'll let you know :)
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 15
A girl I know has received a dick pic on Instagram. Clearly an anonymous account. What is the correct procedure to take legal action against the perpetrator? Police FIR? Cyber crime cell? (Please don't reply with jokes or smartass comments. This is not the time or place)
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 15
Childhood - Home Alone Adulthood - Home, a Loan
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 15
Usually just kids with big city infrastructure and the standard coaching classes manage to crack the JEE (I couldn't even do that!) so it's really impressive that has managed to show 3 kids a path into the top 50 purely through online courses.
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 15
Replying to @thevirdas
Taj Mahal Tea House. Also check your WhatsApp :)
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Soccer Guy Jun 14
Manchester Unity are tryna go sign Chrysler Palace’s Mexican deefense guy Juan Bissaka. After the automobile showroom-named franchise rejected an offer of 90 million British dollars plus Biggie Smalling, it’s reported they will accept an offer of 50 million British dollars.
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Navin Noronha 🌈🐼 Jun 12
New stand-up video! Please watch, like, subscribe and share with your train groups. Link:
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 11
Replying to @sidudeja
Oh god I had forgotten about that
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 10
Replying to @sidudeja
I take offence to these sweeping statements.
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Aakash Mehta Jun 10
So this came out today.
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 9
Replying to @knockyouout31
2 years still pretty much like new
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 9
OnePlus : Never accept less than the best Me: k buying Pixel phone
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 9
Is nobody else disturbed that the parents in these Byju's adverts look like they haven't even been to school, let alone used learning apps?
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 7
Nadal's defensive game is just so frustratingly good.
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 5
X-Men, Men in Black, Toy Story and Child's Play releasing this June. Not sure if 2019 or 1999.
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Batman Jun 4
I was asked to take down a post from our Pub's social media, cause apparently Political Humour is too risky & Comedy ki kya zaroorat hai. We won't be using this. But please RT & spread this anyway, if you think it's funny & non offensive
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Azeem Banatwalla Jun 5
The disparity across Indian sport - Indian cricket team beat South Africa at a World Cup. Indian football team lost a friendly to that thing people use to make cocktails blue.
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