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Man Encounters Morning Traffic, Immediately Loses Salvation
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Scholars Now Believe Saul Threw Spear At David For Playing Christmas Music Well Before Thanksgiving
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Whistleblower Alerts Adam And Eve That God Withholding Knowledge Of Good And Evil From Them
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Trump Hurriedly Builds Wall While Dems Distracted At Impeachment Hearings
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'We Don't Need To Look Into The Bidens' Corruption,' Insists Rep. Schiff While Attempting Jedi Mind Trick
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Disney+ Warns Subscribers Some Old Content May Feature White, Cisgendered, Heterosexual Males
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Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN
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Confirmed: Judas Iscariot Finished 'Your Best Life Now' Immediately Before Betraying Jesus For Money
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Hillary Clinton: 'The Only Crime I Ever Committed Was Stealing The Hearts Of The American People'
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The Babylon Bee Nov 13
Breaking: Mike Pence Confesses Addiction To Marital Faithfulness
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The Babylon Bee Nov 13
Thousands Dead As Missile Carrying Blue Confetti For Gender Reveal Party Accidentally Detonates Its Nuclear Payload
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The Babylon Bee Nov 13
More Households Saving Money By Replacing Cable TV With 47 Different Streaming Services
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The Babylon Bee Nov 13
Capitol Building To Be Decorated As Giant Circus Tent For Duration Of Impeachment Hearings
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The Babylon Bee Nov 13
Bernie Sanders's Acme Rocket Explodes In His Face In Yet Another Failed Attempt To Catch A Billionaire
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The Babylon Bee Nov 13
Chick-Fil-A Employee Throws Down Staff Which Turns Into Snake Eating Popeyes' False Serpents
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The Babylon Bee Nov 13
Joel Osteen Leads Kanye West To Top Of Lakewood Church To Tempt Him With All The Kingdoms Of The Earth In Their Splendor
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The Babylon Bee Nov 13
Impeachment Committee Calls First Star Witness Greta Thunberg
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The Babylon Bee Nov 13
Poll: Majority Of Evangelicals Would Support Satan If He Ran As Republican Candidate
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The Babylon Bee Nov 13
Another Actress Accuses Kirk Cameron Of Treating Her With Respect
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