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KevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
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KevinSmith 21m
That shirt is no bull because it was designed by the great ! So glad you could make it to the Mooby’s! and I will see you on Sunday! For tickets to the Pop-Up or the Drive-In Get Old Live Show, click here:
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KevinSmith 6h
Thanks for coming down, ! The food is legit tasty, isn’t it? That’s because the cooks and staff at are amazing! CHICAGO! Be like Meggy and come worship the Golden Calf! Go to to make your reservations!
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KevinSmith 8h
That Cow Tipper might save your lives, ! Thanks for coming to Mooby’s at ! CHICAGO! Come to where the food is both fictional and real at the same time! Reserve right now at
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KevinSmith 8h
Don’t have a cow, - because you already have them all, thanks to your coast-to-coast threepeat! CHICAGO - Come eat Jersey Style as the L roars by overhead at the Mooby’s! Reserve your spot at !
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KevinSmith 9h
Thanks for moooovin’ on out to the Mooby’s this morning, ! Always excellent to see you! - CHICAGO! If you wanna be like me and Jake, make your reservation right now at !
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KevinSmith 12h
CHICAGO IS NOW A COW TOWN! The Mooby’s Pop-Up at is now OPEN until November 6th! Pickup a CockSmoker or a Cow Tipper in the shadow of the Loop! and I will be there in costume on Halloween! Reservations at
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KevinSmith 15h
As a member of the Fan Club back in 1980, I read every issue of the Bantha Tracks newsletter. So the batch of Banthas in the season premiere of made me feel like I was 10 again! Stellar job, ! This is definitely The Way!
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KevinSmith Oct 29
CHICAGO! I’ll see you Friday morning for food and fun! Get your reservations for the Mooby’s Pop-Up right here:
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KevinSmith Oct 29
FAT MAN AS BATMAN! The kids at let me and play with their toys, so we made this throwback for the toys! If you wanna make pretend like us, get everything you see here:
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KevinSmith Oct 29
CHICAGO! Coming to you for the Mooby’s Pop-Up tomorrow and the Jay & Silent Bob Drive-In show with (tix at )! If you’re joining us at either event please don’t be offended if I look like this: heart stuff makes me high risk, so I gotta be careful.
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KevinSmith Oct 29
HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY, ! You are my favorite fan from Spain and since you’ve become an old man, you’re now, you my favorite senior citizen too! Feliz Cumpleanos, mi amigo!
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KevinSmith Oct 28
CHICAGO! and I are days away from blowing into the Windy City for the grand opening of the Mooby’s Pop-Up at and our Get Old socially distant show in McHenry! Will you be joining us? Get tickets at (Amazing Art by !)
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KevinSmith Oct 27
One Week from Today: ASSEMBLE! Voting is the ENDGAME! (Help me give credit to whoever made this! I got it from a follower who also doesn’t know. Anybody have any idea where this Marvel-ous piece of editing came from?)
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KevinSmith Oct 27
Penguin Returns in a brand new CAPED COMMENTARIES! Listen in or watch along as gives freakishly detailed insight into the making of BATMAN’66! (Until we’re able to Babble-On like we used to, enjoy these shows as Babble BandAids!)
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KevinSmith Oct 26
I watch A Closer Look on every night, so I was not only delighted to be mentioned during tonight’s ep, but also elated to find out the Snoogans joint I gave him when I was on the show back in January is still in the mug on ’ desk!
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KevinSmith Oct 26
I spent 38 hours watching the brilliant, binge-inducing on this weekend but the end of Part 4 has left me with a cliffhanger. I need to know when I can let go of this cliff and fall back into The Professor’s arms anew! Does anyone know when Part 5 arrives?
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KevinSmith Oct 26
CHICAGO! and I are coming to see you this week for the grand opening of the Mooby’s Pop-Up, housed at from October 30th to November 6th! Then on November 1st, watch us GET OLD from the safety of your car in McHenry! Get tickets at !
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KevinSmith Oct 24
TONIGHT! Watch as and I dig up the gnarliest nerd news on a brand new FAT MAN BEYOND! Show starts at 7pst/10est on my page and channel: (Amazing Art by !)
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KevinSmith Oct 24
I’d like to thank for publishing this interview about how I went from film lover to filmmaker. I don’t often see myself as a member of the same movie business as my peers - but for a moment when I was reading this, it made me feel like I’m part of the film community.
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KevinSmith Oct 23
CANADA! Thanks to the good folks at the , Jay & Silent Bob masks have finally made it past the border! Get a 2 pack of one of our 4 different designs at
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