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It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
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KevinSmith 7h
By the Power of Grayskull! I have to shower! No - I mean I have the flour! Myah! One more try: I HAVE THE POWER! Thank you and for letting my play in your Universe! I promise: this will not be a Stinkor!
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KevinSmith 14h
Happy Birthday to a guy who first fulfilled his artistic dreams and then reached back to help facilitate the artistic dreams of thousands of others with the ! Thank you, ! Without you, nobody ever would’ve known CLERKS even existed!
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KevinSmith Aug 17
Watch pre-heart attack me and blow each other on a brand new old episode of WHAT’S IN THE BOX?! If you like what you see, maybe subscribe to my channel while you’re there:
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KevinSmith Aug 17
The folks at Wizard (particularly mighty , who founded ) elevated my ass in the comics community to a degree I still benefit from even today. Wizard, , , & vouching for me legitimized me in the comics biz.
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KevinSmith Aug 16
That time I pulled a gun on ...
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KevinSmith Aug 16
SUNDAY! It’s Fat Man on He-Man when we interview maestro Rob David and gab about Grayskull at ! See the show at 1:30 at the !
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KevinSmith Aug 15
Thanks for making the trip, kids! Thanks for making art! Thanks for starting your own company! And thanks for including us in it! I can’t wait to buy an Iron Bob statue from !
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KevinSmith Aug 15
DONE AND DONE! What a deal! You’re just getting a stupid movie: I’M getting a book AND a record ? Can you see to it that gets tickets in exchange for this gem, please? ( tix on sale at )
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KevinSmith Aug 15
Seattle Served Seconds! We already added another screening at the after the first one sold out! Tickets here:
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KevinSmith Aug 14
Pssssst! Buckaroo is not a Fox property - has it. But you’re right: Team Banzai has waited long enough to fight the World Crime League...
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KevinSmith Aug 14
VANCOUVER! We sold out our first 2 shows at the , so we’ve added more! Get your tickets for the December 2nd show here:
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KevinSmith Aug 14
Hey ! We got a little love for our pre- Judge Reinhold bit in the CLERKS cartoon! Thanks, !
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KevinSmith Aug 14
Moving Morning News: This story showcases the beauty in humanity. Unroll thread and read. (This is not meant to be political at all. It’s about how awesome people can be: from Egbert to the netizens who connected Mevan and this man decades later. It’s a story of humans who help.)
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KevinSmith Aug 13
This wrecked me. Hug your loved ones today. And if you’re anywhere near El Paso on Friday and you have the time...
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KevinSmith Aug 13
“Years ago, I was an angry young man. And I’d pretend that I was a billboard.” I walk Runyon but peddle my new movie. Many thanks for all the Sold Out shows! Jan/Feb dates for next leg of tour announced when we release the poster (which I love) in 2 weeks!
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KevinSmith Aug 12
You’re not inferring *I* am the man who couldn’t be bothered, are you? Because I’m historically the *other* guy - the guy who stays until everyone is taken care of. I mean, was I on my way home? In a moving car? I cannot recall ever turning anyone away at the Improv or elsewhere.
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KevinSmith Aug 12
TOMORROW! and I talk about all the culture that pops on a brand new episode of ! LIVE at the at 8pm! If we sell 9 more tix, it’s our 7th straight sellout! Tix here: (Awesome art by !)
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KevinSmith Aug 12
Oh my God, this looks fantastic! Scott & Larry script! Craig Brewer directing! Outsiders-making-a-movie plot! And I love Eddie Murphy today as much as when he did 48 HOURS, so I can’t wait to see this! (Any self-respecting fan of HOUSE PARTY knows Dolemite: “You grew up on it!”)
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KevinSmith Aug 12
On SUNDAY! Come see FAT MAN BEYOND at ! Watch me and interview our friend and He-Man writer Rob David about his epic, THE ETERNITY WAR! This Sunday afternoon at 1:30, only at at the !
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KevinSmith Aug 11
Hiking Runyon tonight, I saw a teenager on a bench wearing a Clerks hat watching a video on his phone. Trying to surprise him, I said “I like your hat.” He said “Thanks,” without ever glancing up. I lingered for a good minute so he could finally recognize me, but he never looked.
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