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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays
We all feel like hot spaghetti in the dark.
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The Beaverton 18h
Jason Kenney’s pride now leading cause of death in Alberta
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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays 5h
in the mid 90s, when giant bags that passed for purses were in vogue, my mom snuck an entire pizza into the theater. it was the old dobie in austin, so that probably helped
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Holly Anderson 18h
Good morning, peaches We got us a show Gather round This isn’t going to rhyme
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Otto Von Biz Markie Dec 2
A stay at home order that refuses to pay people to stay home, and declines to enact a rent and eviction moratorium, is practically a death sentence in its own right. At the very least, it figures to exacerbate the homeless epidemic. What a craven, stupid, and shattered nation.
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b-boy bouiebaisse Dec 2
Replying to @byjoelanderson
despite everything i still find it shocking to see these people who literally do not care whether their constituents live or die
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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays Dec 1
Replying to @SheaSerrano
Shea, what planet in the solar system would be the best to race around in F&F 9?
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𝙹𝚘𝚎 𝚅𝚒𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍 Nov 30
Replying to @jvipondmd
Three phone calls: to the Premier, Min of Health, and your local MLA Premier Kenney: 780-427-2251. premier@gov.ab.ca Minister Shandro: 780 427-3665 Health.Minister@gov.ab.ca How to contact your MLA: 12/13
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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays Nov 29
I’ve played Madden and went 34/34 for 5 TDs and ran for 67 and 1 TD. Clearly, it is super easy being an NFL qb as a 5’ 10” 180 lb dude. Clearly 🤣
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Mookie Wilson Nov 29
1000 unmasked protesters in downtown Calgary without a single ticket or warning, 11 kids at the ODR getting some exercise & fresh air shut down 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays Nov 29
Replying to @belltreemaster
Is it in the God of War universe? Lol
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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays Nov 29
Replying to @Lexual__
omg or its a They Live! thing like this a vacation planet for them to live as rich earth people on vacation!
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Lily Nov 28
I ,for one, am excited about the new David Lynch show on Netflix
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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays Nov 29
Replying to @texasinafrica
bets on “Nine months into Covid, people haven’t been evicted: are renter protections excessive” lol siiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhh
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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays Nov 29
Replying to @mollylambert
a legit highlight of twin peaks 3
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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays Nov 29
Replying to @Lexual__
Oh, good point. If we’re like sims they’re just taking over to make us go to the bathroom in weird places so... like reality? You’re onto something 🤣
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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays Nov 29
Replying to @Lexual__
That would seem such an anthropocentric response, feels like they’d just kill us and take the resources they wanted lol
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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays Nov 29
Excited to watch this week and see all the contributions of ! Which beach is that? It looks beautiful out there.
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no context college football Nov 29
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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays Nov 29
Dux v. Sloan (Bloodsport v. Kickboxer) with some excellent Van Damme CGI
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Frozen Texan, but for the Holidays Nov 29
Replying to @TheWilderThings
DaZone must’ve also forgotten then assumed it was wrong
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