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TechnicallyRon
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TechnicallyRon 5h
Replying to @TRIGGZYBOY
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TechnicallyRon 5h
I will take the vaccines the anti-vaxxers don't want. Pump me full of the unwanted vaccines. I will become too powerful for human minds to comprehend. I will never get sick. My breath will create forests. My screams will bring forth new life. No one will be able to stop me.
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TechnicallyRon 6h
"Mr Johnson, just say the vaccine is a good thing" "Ok" "Don't sound like you're throwing up a victorian thesaurus" "Fine" "don't start with your nationalistic british empire nonsense" "Ok" "Good" ... "WE HAVE BESTED OUR SILENT ADVERSARY WITH BLITZ SPIRIT" "For the sake of fuck"
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TechnicallyRon 14h
I for one have had enough with these scientists and experts being 'right all the time' and 'coming up with life saving vaccines' and 'helping everyone' I prefer to get all my information from facebook pages where everyone has sunsets as profile pictures like a true patriot
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EJ Chong Dec 1
“formerly known as-“ ❌ “known for his roles in-“ ✅
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Mollie Goodfellow Dec 1
I mean this is certainly an editorial decision that someone made
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TechnicallyRon Dec 1
Replying to @EatMyHalo
Just finished it, forgotten how utterly brilliant it is from start to finish
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TechnicallyRon Dec 1
Replying to @RosieisaHolt @SoozUK
Loving that he's suspended already tho
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Elliot Page Dec 1
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TechnicallyRon Nov 29
Replying to @Blessin24018737
Are you ok
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TechnicallyRon Nov 29
If this is the kind of news story we can expect for the next 4 years instead of 'US president goes bonkers on twitter declares war on the moon' I am IN.
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Stevie Martin Nov 29
when you need to confirm you're not a robot
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TechnicallyRon Nov 28
Doug has been here for 6 weeks now. He had a crumby life before we got him, but now he is spoilt rotten, sleeping A LOT, getting so many walks and doing so well. Today he barked at a man that was very far away to protect us, but the pigeon right next to him was fine. I love him.
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TechnicallyRon Nov 27
"We just want a vaccine" "MAKE IT PATRIOTIC" "Why" "CALL IT FREEDOM SAUCE" "please just the vaccine" "MAKE IT PLAY GOD SAVE THE QUEEN WHEN YOU OPEN IT" "But" "DOCTORS MUST DRESS AS BEEFEATERS WHILST INJECTING IT" "can't we be a normal country" "MAKE IT SMELL LIKE BREXIT" "how"
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TechnicallyRon Nov 26
You need an extension built, so you hire a guy you know from school who has never built an extension before, who takes all the money and just glues a dollhouse to your window and then fucks off. Anyway this is how tories have dealt with PPE contracts during a pandemic.
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TechnicallyRon Nov 25
I think I get it. We are cutting foreign aid so we can look after our own, but looking after our own is socialism, and if people don't like that they should move to another country, but not like when other people try to move here because their countries can't support them. Wait.
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TechnicallyRon Nov 24
Bake off contestants: "Can't we just have air con in here?" Director: "No" "Why not" "For the tension" "But this isn't how baking works" "I will start a fire in here too if you don't bake" "but the chocolate" "Shut up"
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al 🕊 Nov 23
I still cannot believe Boris Johnson closed the country down at 9:16pm the night before eid yet is proposing a mix of four households for Christmas four weeks in advance ??? Can you even imagine if this was the other way round the UK would be absolutely FURIOUS
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TechnicallyRon Nov 24
Replying to @Vroniholzmann
Oh yes they are both absolutely ridiculous for very different reasons!
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TechnicallyRon Nov 24
I'm not sure asking the British public to use their common sense this Christmas when as a nation we called a boat 'boaty mcboatface' and also that whole 'let's leave the EU because the magic bus said it was a good idea' thing.
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