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Taika Waititi
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Taika Waititi Jan 16
Trump Jong-un's doctor has spoken.
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Taika Waititi Jan 10
Finally you can now see Thor: Ragnarok as it was meant to be seen... in your house, lying on a Persian rug and dressed as a Persian cat! Digital, BluRay & Laser Diskette!
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Bill Sienkiewicz Jan 8
Happy Birthday to . Passed but not Gone.
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Taika Waititi Jan 7
GAME OVER Million Dollar Baby! In 2005 crooked Hilary Swanky was caught smuggling an apple into the sweet island kingdom of NZ. 3 days ago I arrested her for trying to smuggle one OUT. Nope. Homie don't play dat. I got you! Turns out BOYS DO CRY!
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Conan Munt Dec 25
In my humble opinion, is easily the best thing has done since he appeared as Stu in with and
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GARY Dec 27
I've been drawing every day for nearly three years now, since New Year's Day 2015. Here are my favourites from this year!
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Taika Waititi Dec 27
Judging by my eyebrows and the story I'm telling, that's probably my 15th glass of wine.
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Taika Waititi Dec 24
I'm super proud of myself for bringing back the saying "Happy Birthday" after everyone tried to change it to "Merry womb eviction".
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Taika Waititi Dec 24
Replying to @ManMadeMoon
Absofrikkenlutely
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Taika Waititi Dec 24
Replying to @Goldfxsh
Of course
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Taika Waititi Dec 24
Replying to @ManMadeMoon
Ok I forgot to post the picture. It's up now. If you want to be adopted Duncan I can totally get you a house.
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Taika Waititi Dec 24
Merry Christmas kids. We splashed out and bought each of you a house!
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Taika Waititi Dec 24
They could have got to Mordor in the first movie.
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Taika Waititi Dec 24
Hey local church, please stop ringing those annoying bells.
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Taika Waititi Dec 24
Unwrapping wrapping paper is really frustrating.
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Taika Waititi Dec 23
Or drinking whilst acting.
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David Dallas Dec 22
How this vid isn’t already viral is a mystery to me. But here you go. Merry Xmas NZ
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Liz Plank Dec 21
The president won't apologize to women so I did it for him.
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Taika Waititi Dec 23
Replying to @mister_quint
It's a bit long.
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