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suggested rotations Apr 19
Replying to @AGoldmund
Forget it, Alex. It's Disney town.
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suggested rotations Mar 23
I was told to get a life one time but it's easy for you to say I replied back. You're like an immortal jellyfish while I'm just an average dude who likes to sulk in my own past mistakes without people being the wiser. Sigh. Jellyfish live longer for a reason I concluded.
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suggested rotations Mar 23
Once I buy something from a store it's hard for me to return it if I don't like it or if it doesn't work. I rather just keep it as a memento on a shelf while filling myself with rage and regret every time I come across it. Self trigger effect is on point.
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suggested rotations Mar 23
I knew it all along aka I didn't have a clue.
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suggested rotations Feb 22
Just gonna wear a Captain American shirt and hope for the best in people to compliment my lack of originality.
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suggested rotations Feb 12
I want answers and I WANT answers....at your earliest convenience
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suggested rotations Feb 11
Skateboarders hanging out in dark stairwells.
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suggested rotations Feb 8
Save an umbrella. Adopt one at your local lost and found.
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NPR Music Jan 31
: Stream Cass McCombs' () new album 'Tip of the Sphere' before it comes out February 8.
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Fall news Jan 29
This is a good read
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suggested rotations Jan 26
On a box of candy. Nutrition facts: NOT nutritious.
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The Arch-ive Jan 8
Not many of these original 30-foot tall Whataburger A-frames still exist, but here's one in Pasadena TX. This one is on South St. between Red Bluff and Southmore, with its long, frontal canopy still intact:
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suggested rotations Dec 25
Movie logic: Jumping into a body of water will save you from any and all kinds of danger. *If only everyone lived next to a lake or had a backyard pool then life would be so less dangerous.
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suggested rotations Dec 19
Replying to @KHOU
Cloud city!
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suggested rotations Dec 13
The "I'm just being honest" guy meets the "Just saying" guy and my head explodes.
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suggested rotations Dec 13
What I meant to say to everyone within earshot was "boredom makes fools of us all" but what I ended saying is "boredom sucks" to myself and taking a mental nap for the rest of my work day.
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suggested rotations Dec 5
I asked the acai clerk which acai bowls she has tasted from the menu. She explained to me they all taste the same. They all taste cold. Makes me wonder what her favorite ice cream could be.
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Houston’s Own Craig Hlavaty Dec 4
(pssst, some people in my current industry only write things to make you angry enough to click the headline and they don't even believe what they are typing.) Anyway, here's my take on how ketchup and tamales go great together and always will....
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suggested rotations Dec 4
1st year without a Toys R Us catalog. Bummer.
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suggested rotations Nov 28
It's a special occasion but casual. Wear your JEANS. But wear your NICE jeans. But your your nice CLEAN jeans. Not the jeans with the bedazzled back pockets tho.
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