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The Arch-ive Jan 8
Not many of these original 30-foot tall Whataburger A-frames still exist, but here's one in Pasadena TX. This one is on South St. between Red Bluff and Southmore, with its long, frontal canopy still intact:
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Paging Mr. Sermon Dec 25
Movie logic: Jumping into a body of water will save you from any and all kinds of danger. *If only everyone lived next to a lake or had a backyard pool then life would be so less dangerous.
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Paging Mr. Sermon Dec 19
Replying to @KHOU
Cloud city!
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Paging Mr. Sermon Dec 13
The "I'm just being honest" guy meets the "Just saying" guy and my head explodes.
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Paging Mr. Sermon Dec 13
What I meant to say to everyone within earshot was "boredom makes fools of us all" but what I ended saying is "boredom sucks" to myself and taking a mental nap for the rest of my work day.
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Paging Mr. Sermon Dec 5
I asked the acai clerk which acai bowls she has tasted from the menu. She explained to me they all taste the same. They all taste cold. Makes me wonder what her favorite ice cream could be.
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Houston’s own Craig Hlavaty Dec 4
(pssst, some people in my current industry only write things to make you angry enough to click the headline and they don't even believe what they are typing.) Anyway, here's my take on how ketchup and tamales go great together and always will....
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Paging Mr. Sermon Dec 4
1st year without a Toys R Us catalog. Bummer.
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Paging Mr. Sermon Nov 28
It's a special occasion but casual. Wear your JEANS. But wear your NICE jeans. But your your nice CLEAN jeans. Not the jeans with the bedazzled back pockets tho.
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FOUND Magazine Nov 28
Little reminder blowing down the street... FOUND by
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Paging Mr. Sermon Nov 28
Sometimes I remember Sometimes I forget Chicken fried chicken or Chicken fried steak
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Paging Mr. Sermon Nov 22
Making my self proclaimed popular dish for Thanksgiving because no one asked for it. Tradition is strong.
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Paging Mr. Sermon Nov 22
If you like this then you'll like this too. Thanks. And if you like those two then you'll love this. Cool. Of course if you love it then you're going go crazy for this. Awesome. No problem. Your nemesis/rival/ex-lover/enemy/imaginary demon liked it too. Not cool, man.
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The Twilight Zone Nov 21
Anyone planning to use a special cookbook this ?
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Paging Mr. Sermon Nov 22
Replying to @listenyoungman
I wear black on the outside 'cause black is how I feel on the inside?
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Paging Mr. Sermon Nov 19
When my back is up against the wall I like grabbing around the waistline of my pants purposefully as if getting ready to wrassle but it's all just for show. Like saying "why I oughta" but doing absolutely nothing. Just another day of jibber jabber.
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Paging Mr. Sermon Nov 11
Replying to @CraigHlavaty
The time and money it took to get a CD collection like that for me circa 2003 wasn't easy. Easily worth a paycheck or two with the part-time job I had at the time.
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Paging Mr. Sermon Nov 11
Things I found in my winter jacket after almost a year of nonuse: Peppermint candy, floss picks, coins, and a receipt to hardware store.
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