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(bonus track version) Nov 11
Replying to @CraigHlavaty
The time and money it took to get a CD collection like that for me circa 2003 wasn't easy. Easily worth a paycheck or two with the part-time job I had at the time.
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(bonus track version) Nov 11
Things I found in my winter jacket after almost a year of nonuse: Peppermint candy, floss picks, coins, and a receipt to hardware store.
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(bonus track version) Oct 27
Replying to @TRIcycleMishap
This is why I don't own a Just Do It shirt because most of the time I'm not doing much.
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(bonus track version) Oct 27
A group of people wearing Just Do It shirts are currently doing nothing.
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(bonus track version) Oct 22
Where did all the 97 rocks and KLOL 101 car decals go? I like to think they're in a better place kinda like bumper sticker heaven.
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(bonus track version) Oct 18
Some fantasies shouldn't be fed.
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FOUND Magazine Oct 10
Revisiting FOTOFUN ✨ collection of found negatives
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Avery Trufelman Sep 30
When there are good podcasts out in the world, I do more dishes. I don't mind the commute. I don't mind the wait. I'll take the dog out for a walk. I'll take the long way home. I like to think podcasts make me a better person. Happy
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(bonus track version) Sep 29
Some song lyrics hit you harder than others. Protomartyr's, What the Wall Said, includes this nugget: "And what will you miss. Alice in Chains played on repeat Not feeling great 'til you're twenty percent."
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(bonus track version) Sep 29
Puppeteers have feelings too and just because I brown bag every bottle and can drink during working hours doesn't mean I have a drinking problem. It just means I don't want other people knowing what I drink in public. It's private information, ya know.
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(bonus track version) Sep 29
The street with no name will officially have a name. According to officials, it will now be called, "The street with no name."
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Nate DiMeo Sep 14
- Just three words. Are you listening? - Yessir. - True-crime podcasts.
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(bonus track version) Sep 14
Replying to @Japanese4Morons
Same here. I care if it's in my food but not so much if it's on the floors or table. IMO Japanese take "cleanliness is next to godliness" to a new level. Amazes me how tidy and clean Japanese kids are but then again it starts early.
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(bonus track version) Aug 31
The now defunct Spaghetti Warehouse in downtown has a parking lot you can park your ride or you can use meter parking. Map corner of Main St and Commerce.
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(bonus track version) Aug 31
Replying to @DowntownHouston
Different angle. Same location. Birthday suits not required unless you just can't help it.
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(bonus track version) Aug 30
Beware of "quick" questions.
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(bonus track version) Aug 30
Replying to @CraigHlavaty
Also interesting to note, receipt was stamped with " All sales final. No refunds or exchanges."
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(bonus track version) Aug 30
Replying to @CraigHlavaty
Cool. We went by there this past weekend and purchased a couple of items.
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Paraic O'Donnell Aug 25
I made a book review bingo card. Critics are hailing it as ‘a remarkable achievement’.
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(bonus track version) Aug 20
Half the time I'm walking downtown I'm holding my breath not with anticipation or excitement but of the hideous smells along the way.
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