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SwiftOnSecurity
Talk systems security, author + , write SciFi stories, sysadmin, & use Oxford commas. they/them
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SwiftOnSecurity 10m
Replying to @Hexacorn
What special rights does it have to launch an older interpreter?
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SwiftOnSecurity 18m
You ever look at your job and think “if I fuck up here, I fuck up in real life”
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DefamatoryCowHat 4h
In the civil justice system, insults by cows are considered especially heinous. On Twitter, the dedicated public servants who refuse to endure these vicious calumnies are part of an elite squad known as the . These are their stories. MOO MOO
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Hayes Brown 18h
but you see a WOMAN tricked a lot of VERY SMART MEN. we must decode how she did it, this canny woman, this master schemer, this deceiver of men
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Nathan W. Pyle 2h
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Michael Gelose 3h
Replying to @pptsapper
When the Russians were involved in Afghanistan they responded to insurgents blowing up electricity pylons by surrounding them with landmines. Worked for about a month. Then the insurgents started digging up the mines and using them to blow up the pylons.
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SwiftOnSecurity 2h
Army combat engineer opinions on unmanned barriers are always a rabbit hole of interesting physical security facts.
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SwiftOnSecurity 2h
Replying to @JenMsft
😮🥴
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SwiftOnSecurity 3h
Replying to @Viss
My tweet was slightly facetious 🥴
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Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
If you bought Windows 95 you helped fight malaria never forget
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SwiftOnSecurity 3h
Kinda fucked up that Bill Gates capital gains earn money faster than he can figure out how to give it away
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SwiftOnSecurity 3h
Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
This is a shit tweet but you’re not paying me.
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SwiftOnSecurity 3h
Hipsters walking into a coffee shop: “What’s the word?” Windows admins: “What’s the DWORD?”
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SwiftOnSecurity Jan 21
If you touch my phone you better already be dying.
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SwiftOnSecurity 5h
Source? Very interesting
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Joseph Rodgers Mar 19
...when you are too nerdy for Venmo 🤷🏼‍♂️
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SwiftOnSecurity 5h
Replying to @hypoweb
Before someone @‘s me for retweeting a staged video: yes but it’s still funny
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DΛNIΞL 🤖 7h
TFW the default credentials don’t work while jackpotting an ATM.
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Paul Musgrave 6h
A novel about World War III in which China and the USA both expect to win because of their high-tech weaponry, but it turns out all of their files have been corrupted by a rogue computer virus
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SwiftOnSecurity 5h
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