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Late @ Night with David
@SuperMouthyDave
Colorado born and raised. Kinda likes love and shit like that. Director and Editor of Mouthy Productions
Colorado Springs, COJoined October 2014
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Mitch McConnell looks like the foam in a urinal.
Happy Friday everyone!
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He may be your Papa Roach, but he wasn't your Daddy Roach.
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All I’m saying is if it’s a zune he’s listiening to there’s a likely chance Black Mags by is on it
Oh yeah? If I’m depressed, would I be ordering wings in the shower right now?
I'm actually glad the cop who just gave me a ticket was working this morning because it means more quality time for whoever's fucking his wife
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Happy Anniversary XP-PEN! The wonders I can create with an upgrade tablet!
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SURPRISE! I'm giving away 3 professional 4k screen tablets together with XP-PEN for their 16th anniversary! 
Giveaway Rules:
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3. Reply with: Happy 16th Anniversary XP-PEN
Prize: Artist Pro 16TP 
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g*mers suspension of disbelief starts at dragons and ends at black people
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Tune in today at 5pm PT. Watch and battle and in the #OnlyOnLGOLED Ultimate Gaming Showdown.
📺: evlgn.us/LGOLEDShowdown
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THIS. IS. A. MASTERPIECE
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THIS is the Twitter content I’m here for.
My America...
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what... have we done. I take it all back bro I’m so sorry 😔🙏
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Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary and Dems: "In my opinion, it is humiliating. One must be able to lose with dignity." So true!
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Yo what the FUCK is happening right now?!?
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It is with heavy hearts that we confirm that Mr. Peanut has died at 104. In the ultimate selfless act, he sacrificed himself to save his friends when they needed him most. Please pay your respects with #RIPeanut
I wanna shove a whole box of chow mein up my ass
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The existence of Lil Nas X implies the existence of:
Lil Nas I
Lil Nas II
Lil Nas III
Lil Nas IV
Lil Nas V
Lil Nas VI
Lil Nas VII
Lil Nas VIII
Lil Nas IX
and of course
Lil Nas Tactics
Lil Nas VII Advent Children
Lil Nas X-2
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Okay, looks like I have to be clearer. Kelly Marie Tran was racially abused and chased off social media because people didn’t like her character. Reducing her role in TLJ validates those who take it that far. What aren’t you getting?
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And your customer support was adamant on telling me I’m wrong
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i’m sorry but you all need to see this.
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OMG I don't even know what to do with this!
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Check it out! I will provide video editing and graphic design for $5 on #Fiverr fiverr.com/s2/1dc60992d6
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Ben Shapiro says trans people are trying turn humanity into "subjective widgets where we are all supposed to simply sit there and have no judgments about reality, where can allow the government to step in and manipulate us"
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if cancel culture was real i wouldn't have to fucking hear about pewdiepie every 4 months
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*every Mindhunter episode*
HOLDEN: did you kill her?
KILLER: nope
HOLDEN: we heard your dick game was weaksauce
KILLER: I killed her and ate her arm for breakfast, yeah
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Your mother was a hamster and your father- and I cannot stress this enough- smelt of elderberries
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Anything - and I cannot stress this enough - for Selenas twitter.com/JamesWillems/s…
If we're going to get into the habit of throwing parades for no reason, I'd like to formally announce my bid to be the Grand Marshall of the "Quad-Tip Exhaust on Otherwise Crappy Cars" Parade.
FOR TOO LONG- *mic is unplugged*
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friendly reminder that the Amazon forest has been on fire for 20+ days now, wildlife is being killed and half of brazil is being covered in such a thick layer of dust and ashes that São Paulo got dark at 3pm yesterday bc sunlight couldn’t breach through
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We really need to be talking about this y’all, idk how but we need more attention on this so we can figure out how to save our planet from this his decimation #AmazonRainforest #AmazonFire #savetheamazon
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The Amazon is described as the "Lungs of our Planet" because it provides essential environmental world service of continuously recycling Carbon Dioxide into Oxygen. More than 20% of the world's Oxygen is produced by the Amazon. It has been burning for 16 days #AmazonFires
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