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Kat de Naoum
Written two books, birthed a human. That’s about it for memorable achievements. Write to live (quite literally).
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Mother&Baby 4h
Unpopular opinion: Toddlers don’t actually need milk! Find out how to give your child the necessary nutrients if they won’t drink milk
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If you're wondering what parenting is like my toddler just picked a bogie out of her nose and put it In. My. Mouth.
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Kat de Naoum Dec 5
Sort of kinda almost maybe still got it kinda? Dunno. velmar24 eleftheriakentrou ? ... ... ... ...
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Kat de Naoum Dec 5
Sometimes I get some really interesting assignments. But hey, someone's gotta do it. You're welcome. 💦 ... ... ... ... ?
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Kat de Naoum Dec 2
I'm so sorry you are going through this. Sending much love from my family to yours.
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Kat de Naoum Nov 26
I just apologized to my tea for forgetting to drink it while it was hot if you're wondering how my day is going 🇬🇧
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Kat de Naoum Nov 22
Replying to @AlixFox
This is legit one of my worst nightmares. You have my sympathies.
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Girls Not Brides Nov 21
"In approximately half of the states 🇺🇸, there is no minimum age for marriage with parental and judicial consent. "
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Kat de Naoum Nov 20
Parenting: you’re either sterilizing everything within a 6ft radius of your baby or using the toilet with a crying newborn in your lap, there is no in between.
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WeRateDogs® Nov 13
This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy
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Beth Stelling Nov 10
What gender reveal beats popping out of a vagina?
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Kat de Naoum Nov 12
Does anyone know the story of Chicken Licken? It’s not for the faint of heart...
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FAIRY GLOW MOTHER® Nov 10
Halle Berry getting abs at 53 is inspiring me to wait until my 50s to get them.
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Kat de Naoum Nov 7
Replying to @TimMillerHorror
Agreed. She’s age-appropriate for him (perhaps even a little young, tbh) she seems lovely and talented and they’ve been friends forever, and seem to truly like/love each other. But the press would prefer if he was with a 24-year-old Victoria’s Secret model.
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Kat de Naoum Nov 4
“I haven’t had a full night’s sleep since the time we conceived, so...”
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Amber Scorah Nov 3
Not saying cancel culture is a cult, but canceling people is exactly what cults do to people who depart from accepted thinking within a group. Shunning ppl feels great because it makes you feel more right but it muffles the dialogue needed for legit change
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Kat de Naoum Oct 31
If I see ONE xmas post tomorrow I’m going to lose my shit
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Kat de Naoum Oct 31
I’d like to ask all the parents of over 10-year-olds, how’s your back and did it ever recover?
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