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Carrie
Eats. Drinks. Watches TV. Writes. Draws, too. Possibly human. Drives a hearse. Writer for
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Carrie Aug 11
Here is my giant corn stalk. My dad is there for scale. He is not a hobbit, but a fully grown 5’11” human. The stalk is just over 11 feet high.
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Carrie Jul 15
Listening to a food network show and it seems someone was having fun with the preview edits: Lady: I don’t know what to do with it, it’s so big! Host: and I’m about to put that in my face!
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Carrie Jul 11
Glad I looked before I took a sip.
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Carrie Jul 7
Yasha finally rode in the kayak without getting nervous and trying to jump out.
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love, Abigail Sekula 🧡 Jul 3
My love, Today we captured fort Mar-a-lago. My sources say he blames the loss on Hilary’s emails. Trump continues to tweet out all of his battle plans.
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Emily Russoniello Jul 3
My love, Spirits are low, but here's good news. After months of developing codes to hide our strategy from the MAGAhats, we found a surefire plan. We print our intentions on the front page of . They'll never figure it out! Yours, Emily
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Susan Medrock Jul 3
from The Great White North 🇨🇦
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A.J. Bass Jul 3
My dearest Ben, I came across a wounded red hat today along the road. He begged for me to help him. I must admit, he was in such a piteous state I couldn't help myself. I gave him my remaining thoughts and prayers. He died anyway. Love forever, A.J.
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Beverley Dragon Jul 3
Dearest Husband, Our mission is completed; we have entered the trailers of the Red Hats and located their sources of “information.” After changing the channel from FOX to the BET, we removed the batteries from their remotes.
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Chris Wilson Jul 3
My dear love: I never seen this much terror & anguish in my life. The redcaps still taunt us with their "snowflake" and "libtard", I suggest we build a wall out of Hilary's e-mails since the can't get over them.
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Dictionary.com Jul 3
Dear Mom and Dad, We've put out the word that they're, there, and their all have different meanings. We hold out hope that our message will be heard. Yours truly, The dictionary
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Trey Carter Jul 3
My dearest darling, I’m 100% safe. My unit is totally surrounded by gays and trans. The MAGA crowd refuse to come anywhere near us.
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Carrie Jun 9
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Carrie May 4
Mothballs in the driveway. Apparently squirrels don’t like it when you put…
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Carrie Apr 26
Why walk on the road when there’s a perfectly good ditch filled with water right next to it?…
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Carrie Apr 20
Pepperoni pizza chili
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Carrie Apr 7
Pepi’s caught some more socks.
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Carrie Apr 6
Pepi’s catch of the day: 3 socks and a fake butterfly.
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