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Mark Twomey
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Mark Twomey 6h
Replying to @weblivz
Got any pets? Now is the time to frame a photo of you and the mutt.
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Caitlin Flanagan 19h
Pro tip: if you're ever at your 76-year old mother's funeral, and your father reads aloud from some famous writer's account of living next door to them in Greenwich Village in the 50's and hearing their mad sexual exploits through the thin walls - I'm sorry, there is no pro tip.
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Dr. Kash Sirinanda Jun 15
A nanobot finding a sperm cell, delivering it to an egg and inseminating it
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Steve Stewart-Williams Jun 16
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Mark Twomey Jun 15
Replying to @storagebod
There was a couple of “I remember when Steve said..” stories.
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Mark Twomey Jun 15
I’ve had everything else to do rather than suffer through another Men In Black mediocrity.
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Mark Twomey Jun 15
Stephen Fry, Bono 🙄, and Jony Ive. Thankfully Bono is doing more listening than speaking.
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Darius Rochebin Jun 15
L’orage soudain en Suisse: Genève, parking de Plainpalais. Merci à Tamara pour la vidéo.
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7News Boston WHDH Jun 13
Supermarket hopes to cut waste by shaming customers with embarrassing plastic bags
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Microsoft Outlook Jun 14
Today’s tea: ) ) ) ) ( ) ) ) _(___(____)____(___(__ (___ \ / _ \This meeting should / | \ have been /____/ \ an email. / \____________/
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Mark Twomey Jun 15
Quick snack after a very interesting session about the history of Kashmir and then off to see Apple’s Jony Ive talk about design. Hoping for a “$999 for a monitor stand?!?” question.
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Nicole Barbaro Jun 13
Reports find high rates of sexual harassment = bad (because, obviously). Report finds low rates of sexual harassment = bad because the reports must be wrong. Question: What, then, would be accepted as evidence of true low rates of sexual harassment?
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Sky News Jun 14
Star Trek 'Starfleet logo' spotted on Mars by NASA probe
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Mark Twomey Jun 14
I wouldn't hold my breath on this..
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Have I Got News For You Jun 13
Sadly, isn’t on the air during the selection of a new Prime Minister. Fortunately, the dropping of court proceedings against Boris Johnson for misuse of public office means we can now show the uncensored footage from the show in which the case was discussed.
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Takashi Mochizuki Jun 12
My latest: Nintendo is shifting part of Switch production from China amid U.S-China trade conflict. Not interested in subject? Then how about this: it has started production of new models, suggesting announcement is near.
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Doctor Sleep Jun 13
The world will shine again. Watch the teaser trailer now.
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Mark Twomey Jun 13
Waiting for serial adulterer, Boris Johnson, to discuss his belief in good old fashioned family values. Hopefully he doesn’t plan on cheating on the U.K. the way he did on his two ex-wives.
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Sara Gibbs Jun 13
Identify strongly with all the people suddenly discovering Jewish roots. I found some Jewish roots last week. That’s how I knew I was overdue my hair appointment.
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Mark Twomey Jun 13
You can add Jessica Biel to the list of people bringing back measles.
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