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Mark Twomey
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Mark Twomey 6h
This could be fun.
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Mark Twomey 7h
This is Elon Musk’s weekend. Though in fairness I have spent the morning chasing a plumbing leak so I’ll get to Mars eventually too.
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Mark Twomey 17h
Replying to @mattvogt
Firefly is trash and I never watched beyond the pilot episode.
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Mark Twomey 17h
Mueller wants Manafort in prison until he dies.
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Mark Twomey 17h
Warner’s are going all in on Dune. Cast is already nuts but we’re still missing the Mentats and Wellington Yeuh.
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Mark Twomey 17h
Happy Death Day 2U is even more brainless than the first movie and makes less sense. Now instead of a weak slasher horror it’s a weak multiverse movie. I’ll still watch a third one since now the cast are like the Challengers of the Unknown. It’ll probably be dumber than this one.
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Mark Twomey Feb 15
Clean up your office. Your future online meetings with colleagues could be in your AR mapped workspace.
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Mark Twomey Feb 15
Replying to @Storagezilla
With all this nonsense about “rejoining the U.K.” there was a real case to be made for Ireland joining an North Atlantic trade bloc with the U.K. outside of the EU. But that would have required subtlety U.K. politicians lack.
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Mark Twomey Feb 15
The only plan was to put Ireland under pressure and hope it folded. It didn’t.
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Mark Twomey Feb 14
Dude, what sort of parenting style leads to your 15 year old running off so a jihadi can give her the D?
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lisa o'carroll Feb 13
British MP: "What are Irish people's view of Ireland "rejoining the UK"? Bertie Ahern: "I’ll just be kind and say ‘not very well’” Brexit select committee
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Team Mitch Feb 12
We're going to vote in the Senate and see how many Democrats want to end air travel and cow farts.
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Konstantin Kisin Feb 12
Did TV debate today about "rising xenophobia". Said Britain is a very tolerant place. Got told "tolerance" is a "problematic" word.
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Best of Nextdoor Aug 29
Meanwhile in Mountain View, CA...
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Mark Twomey Feb 11
App dating is garbage. Assuming you are a genetic super lottery winner it’s sex on tap, but it ain’t anything beyond that.
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Mark Twomey Feb 11
Reddit is the lodge house at the bottom of 4Chan’s driveway. That’s a lot of MAGA money.
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Mark Twomey Feb 11
It’ll be called ‘The life and loves of Jeff Bezos.’
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Vince Coglianese Feb 11
Nobody tell Carly Fiorina, Jill Stein & Hillary Clinton.
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Letters of Note Feb 11
Eton College writes to Boris Johnson's dad in 1982
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Mark Twomey Feb 11
Replying to @vmiss33
Wisdom like that is why I wasn’t a joiner in college! 😜 (I would have been late for registration anyway.)
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