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Stonekettle
Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey
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Stonekettle 37m
He going to post the interview before the interview to show everyone the interview so everyone can see the interview before the interview. Man, that'll ... show em.
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Titus 5h
I’ve decided to vote for the guy likes not the guy the my pillow guy likes.
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Matt Gaetz endangers Jews 7h
It’s about time people got to know the real . You know, the guy who invited a Holocaust denier to the State of the Union. The guy who promotes antisemitic conspiracy theories. Wait…what? Is this guy for real? Watch our new ad targeting Florida swing voters.
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Stonekettle 7h
Mine aren't either. Mostly gone now. Headed South.
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Stonekettle 7h
So, how's the smoking going?
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Stonekettle 7h
Not even if I was wearing a full bio-containment suit.
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MeidasTouch.com 8h
Daniel Ubeda should be fired immediately
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Stonekettle 7h
Replying to @WEarlBrown @cmclymer
See? This is why you're a movie star and I'm not.
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Stonekettle 7h
I have to write. And after that, I have a new lens I need to set up. So, here's the world's most ridiculously happy dog to keep you company until I get back.
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Stonekettle 8h
Replying to @Stonekettle
In case you're one of the five people in America who doesn't know what this is about, it's this guy:
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Stonekettle 8h
That's the thing about our slow descent into national madness. There are mainstream writers working for mainstream publications who are right now literally arguing that men masturbating during a business video meeting is, you know, just something that happens. Don't judge.
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Danny Trejo 8h
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Stonekettle 8h
Replying to @cmclymer
So much for my career in solo porn. Dammit.
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Stonekettle 8h
Replying to @cmclymer
Kinda depends on what you do for a living.
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Stonekettle 8h
Don't be so stiff necked. I'll try but it's hard to make a Weiner joke with such rigid limitations.
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Stonekettle 8h
This is the America Trump loving Republicans want.
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Don Winslow 11h
Dear You did such a horrible job with the economy that you had to pay American farmers more than $30 billion to NOT FARM. Your trade practices have been so catastrophically bad that you have to bribe American farmers with $30 billion++
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Talking Points Memo 9h
Trump Repeats Same Old Gripes As He Continues Smear Campaign Against Fauci
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Private Joker, USMC 9h
Dr. Fauci’s job is to DO a good job. ’s job is to Con people into BELIEVING he’s doing a good job. Choose the Doer, not the Conman. Reject Donald Trump.
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Stonekettle 9h
Look who hates capitalism all of a sudden.
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