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Stonekettle
Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey
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Stonekettle 21m
The hose is connected to the CHT tank and a high speed pump.
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KevinSmith 23m
Not trying to pick a fight but what I Tweeted was “People tell me the quality of my flicks went to shit when I got married and had a kid.” I didn’t Tweet that I know “a lot of people think” my “movies went to shit.” You didn’t have to put words in my mouth to make it clickbait-y.
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Stonekettle 26m
Period goes after "clue." Just saying.
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Stonekettle 28m
Well, for starters, "we" didn't give enough of shit about either our fellows or The Republic to show up in 2010, 2014, and to some extent 2016. And honestly, a whole lot before that too. And so, here you are.
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Stonekettle 32m
I swear I was just trying to pat its shoulder.
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Greta Thunberg 12h
“... I do not wish to be associated with BP any more than I would with an arms dealer, a tobacco salesmen or any company or individual who willfully destroys the lives of others alive and unborn.” This is what a role model looks like in 2019.
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Stonekettle 42m
Replying to @pamwallace @sifalio
Well, YES. That is the point here.
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Stonekettle 53m
<downs double shot> Do it.
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Stonekettle 56m
Trump: <Puts kids in cages, separated from families, sexually abused, denied basic sanitation, sleep on concrete floors, lost...> Democrats: The fuck is this? Trump: Ah HA! So you admit there's a crisis. Democrats: That's not what... Trump: Democrats admit I'm right!
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Stonekettle 2h
I hope the judge doesn't forget to remind Manafort, that it's not the government's responsibility to provide him with a toothbrush, soap, or showers during his incarceration.
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Stonekettle 2h
Replying to @PeteFordWriter
Autofac was based on a brilliant story by Philip K. Dick.
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Stonekettle 3h
Has anyone offered thoughts and prayers yet?
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Stonekettle 3h
I don't do movie reviews any more, but I'll still make recommendations for excellent films. I Am Mother, on Netflix. Seriously.
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Stonekettle 3h
That's what she said.
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Stonekettle 3h
Replying to @emoontx
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Marine.
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Stonekettle 3h
I literally did.
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Stonekettle 3h
About $130,000 per 20 seconds. Oh, wait, what are we talking about? Heh heh. Sorry. He said ... and I thought ... you know, never mind.
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Stonekettle 3h
Airlock is at single valve and ready for immediate operation, safeties are disconnected, and the critical crew is already suited up. Bring it.
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Stonekettle 3h
I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything -- Jesus, Book of Trump, Chapter 1 Everybody say Amen!
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Stonekettle 3h
She literally argued the US is not required to provide basic sanitation needs to prisoners. Literally her words. On tape. In this interview she says she didn't say that. It would have been a tragedy if this woman HADN'T become a Trump administration lawyer. It's her calling.
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