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Stonekettle
Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey
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Stonekettle 2h
I've reached the point in the day where social media has reduced me to thinking about axes while typing "all work and no play make Jack a dull boy" into Twitter over and over. I'm going inside to watch TV. If I'm not back by dawn, check the hedge maze.
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Stonekettle 2h
I've been listening to gunfire for the last 2 hours. Because Easter Eve and I live in The South where Zombie Jesus is celebrated with some shootin' -- like everything else.
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Stonekettle 2h
What am I, Google? Look it up for yourself. Jesus.
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Col. Morris Davis 5h
Seems the bone spur and the anal cyst that kept this 2 patriots from kicking ass in Vietnam have miraculously healed ... it’s truly a miracle!
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Stonekettle 4h
Replying to @persnicketyweas
Ah, I see. You're good, I didn't catch that you were trolling me. Well done.
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Stonekettle 4h
This is how it was when I live in Alaska. Why finish school when you're just going to get a job on the North Slope and work for Exxon anyway? Worked for the kid who knocked up Palin's daughter.
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Stonekettle 4h
Replying to @persnicketyweas
Where did I say "hang impeachment on this report?" Show me where I said that.
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CTO1 Wm "Chip" Nagel 4h
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Stonekettle 4h
Okay. How is that different from the impeachment thing then?
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Daniel Apr 19
I’m so fed up with Pussy Grabber and all of his hatefulness! Who misses the time when a decent, caring person was president?
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Stonekettle 4h
Please remove me from this exchange.
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Replying to @MidModMum
Beagles can fly. Didn't you ever read Peanuts?
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Stonekettle 4h
Okay, I did literally LOL at this one.
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Stonekettle 4h
The view from Beagle Mountain.
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Stonekettle 4h
Reads name. Airlock. Don't worry, if he really IS Jesus, he's used to floating around in the heavens. He'll be fine.
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Stonekettle 5h
It amuses me how Trump sees Barack Obama as the gold standard.
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