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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ 14h
Replying to @justan0therw00l
Never a pen TWICE. Fabinho won the ball and it was outside the area. Fucks sake, they look at it twice and still can’t get it right yet again.
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James Pearce 14h
Just seen the replay. That's another horrendous decision from the VAR official. This time it's Andre Marriner. Fabinho clearly played the ball and looks like the challenge was just outside the box.
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ 16h
That’s some fucking line up Liverpool have put out tonight.
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ 16h
Replying to @Drew97_
Little fuckers
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ 16h
Replying to @__LjX_
No chance
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ 16h
Replying to @justan0therw00l
Garlic bread.... I’m from Bolton. Got free entry to a club in Edinburgh once because the bouncer heard me talking and asked me to say it.
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ 22h
Replying to @justan0therw00l
Watched it last night lid. Must admit, I did laugh but it’s not as good as the first
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ 22h
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ Oct 22
Yep. Perfectly put.
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ Oct 22
Replying to @nicethaa
Wish I hadn’t clicked on this
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ Oct 22
Turn it in, Ebenezer.
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McMachiavelli Oct 22
MP’s receive a Β£25 allowance per day for food as well as having their public transport paid for. They’ve also given themselves a pay rise by 3.1% in recent weeks. Choosing to vote against kids being fed is an ideological decision, it’s not economic. I hope people won’t forget.
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ Oct 22
Replying to @justan0therw00l
What an ill educated weapon.
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ Oct 22
Just discovered today that my best mate off 40 years, the best man at my wedding....... ....... voted Tory at the last election.
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ Oct 21
Replying to @GaryMcFly85
Mad goal. Never seen anything like it. That Shuurs or whatever his name is, that’s one hell of a player.
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ Oct 21
Replying to @biscuits2783
I’ve told you all these anyway
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ Oct 21
I entered a strawberry picking competition the other day. Some woman with no legs won 1st place... jammy c*nt!
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ Oct 21
The average bloke thinks about sex once every six tits.
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ Oct 21
Some woman with a Yorkshire accent just came up to me in the pub with a cigarette in her hand and said, "Have you got a light cock?" I said, "Well it floats when am in the bath."
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Sausage πŸ―πŸ€πŸƒ Oct 21
Replying to @GaryMcFly85
Bring it 😏
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