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Stephen King 12h
Wait a minute, wait! Wasn't...um, Mexico going to pay for Trump's useless, just-tunnel-under-it wall?
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Stephen King 16h
Trump: Another day, another tantrum.
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Stephen King 16h
Replying to @dansaltzstein
WEST SIDE STORY.
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The Cranky Tank Dec 10
Replying to @StephenKing
He needs to arrange a meeting with the Long Boy.
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Stephen King Dec 10
Smocking Gun: Trump must have read LISEY’S STORY. Those of you who’ve read it will know and can explain. :-)
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Stephen King Dec 10
Replying to @Gregory_Gains
Hard to understand how she became such a villain.
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Stephen King Dec 10
Replying to @JoyceCarolOates
You can learn a lot about acceptance from a pet.
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Stephen King Dec 10
Replying to @magiciansbook
It's the spawn of Cthulu.
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Stephen King Dec 10
I'm tough, but the next time I hear "Holly Jolly Christmas," I may snap. It's the earworm to end all earworms.
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Stephen King Dec 10
FBI dog keeping tabs on the Thing of Evil? Quite possible. Photo sent to me by Stephanie Spruce Leonard, possibly from Facebook.
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Stephen King Dec 9
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, rests up after another day of bad behavior.
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Sandra Price Dec 9
Replying to @StephenKing
5:30AM, household asleep except my 88 y/o dad who’s repeatedly yelling, “Alexa, play Stan Kenton!” Bleary eyed, I walk downstairs to find him yelling at the coffee bean grinder. Thought we were outsmarting him by hiding Alexa at bedtime.
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Stephen King Dec 9
Alexa informs me that a rhino has been rescued from a tire swing. Peak technology at work, friends.
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Bishop Talbert Swan Dec 6
Stock market lost 600 points back in October wiping out all 2018 Gaines. It dropped 800 points two days ago and suffered another steep decline today as a result of Trump’s trade war and oil prices. There is now talk of a recession. Tell me again about the best economy ever.
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Stephen King Dec 7
Trump calls Rex Tillerson “dumb as a rock.” This seems possible, because it takes one to know one.
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Simon & Schuster Dec 7
Have you picked up 's latest? It's the perfect holiday gift for new or returning fans, and just won the Award for Best in Horror! Learn more about it here:
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Stephen King Dec 7
Man, look at all those tweets! Trump must have taken too much cough medicine this morning.
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Stephen King Dec 7
Damn you, autocorrect.
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Stephen King Dec 7
LA CASE DE PAPEL (aka MONEY HEIST): Berlin has the best lines. Nairobi has the best hair. IMHO, of course.
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Stephen King Dec 7
Hey, Oscar, two words for ya: PATTON OSWALT. He’a funny,sharp-tongued, and he knows film.
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