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Stephen King 21h
Having wasted 15 minutes I'll never get back reading Twitter posts (some from the Big Crybaby), I think I'll go read my book and watch the Red Sox.
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Stephen King 21h
Replying to @SarahPinborough
Um, if your heart literally melted, I think you'd be...like...dead?
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Corey Feldman May 22
HAPPY 22ND , HAV U HEARD THIS EXCITING NEWS FANS? NEWS OF DELETED SCENES HAS ME EXCITED! SCREENING PLACE :Revisit STAND BY ME in 4K Ultra HD with Never-Before-Seen Footage!
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Stephen King May 22
More wit: “If it was green, it would be snot.” Okay, I get it. Stupid question.
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Stephen King May 22
Another wit: “Because if it was red, it would be ketchup.” This is why I like Twitter. Everybody’s Chris Rock.
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Stephen King May 22
One wit tweets, “Because it has mayonnaise in it.” Badda-boom.
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Stephen King May 22
Operating under the theory that the only stupid question is the one you don't ask (a postulate with which some may disagree), I pose this: Why is mayonnaise white?
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Linwood Barclay May 22
Dear Sony TV on My Wall: Stop asking me to fucking update you. Last time I did this, you take way longer to turn on. You want an update? Here's an update. You're just a TV. Deal with it.
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Stephen King May 21
NY Times lists the 20 best TV dramas. No GAME OF THRONES and no SONS OF ANARCHY. I feel these should have had places in the list, but I'm glad they got THE SHIELD in there. That show fundamentally changed TV.
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Stephen King May 20
Replying to @paulGtremblay
House of Leaves.
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Stephen King May 20
Yes indeed. Scary shit within.
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jason alexander May 20
Dear company, I know a little something about finales and disappointed fans. My advice: live in joy that you are part of something that moves people so. You were all magnificent. My family and I loved it all. Thanks.
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Stephen King May 19
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Stephen King May 19
Before tonight's episode of GoT, big thanks to George R.R. Martin, David Benioff, and Dan Weiss for creating 8 seasons of enthralling fantasy (and human) drama. Few shows can truly be called groundbreaking. This is one of them. You guys rock!
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Stephen King May 19
THE 100: Abby tells her daughter Clarke, "Don't worry, just be yourself." That...could be dangerous.
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Stephen King May 16
I've loved this last season of GoT, including Dani going bugshit all over King's Landing. There's been a lot of negativity about the windup, but I think it's just because people don't want ANY ending. But you know what they say: All good things...
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Stephen King May 16
The stories are undoubtedly good, but nothing can top the title! YEAH, BABY!
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Stephen King May 16
I guess Alabama women can't be trusted to deal with their pregnancies. Luckily for them, they've got a bunch of men (and one elderly lady) to tell them what to do. 'sTale.
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Stephen King May 15
Replying to @lgregorysmith
Yes, Jerome will be there.
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Stephen King May 15
The novel is which Holly Gibney stars, still very much in work, is actually called IF IT BLEEDS.
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