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Stephen King 22m
Hotel bathroom this morning. Mr. Businessman type checking stocks on his iPad while taking a piss. Addicted or just casual? You tell me.
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Shuja Haider 4h
Wanna feel old? This is what Fleetwood Mac looks like now
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Stephen King May 23
ISIS: A rogue cult that has substituted superstition and murder for spirituality. Every bombing hastens the day when they will be no more.
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Stephen King May 21
THE 100 Season 4 finale on the 24th. I can't wait.
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Clive Barker May 20
It's the only logical course of action, at this point.
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Stephen King May 20
Trump's been president 4 months today. Seems like 4 years.
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Stephen King May 20
Not a good night for my Boston guys--lackluster Sox lost, and the Cavs beat the Celtics like a rented mule. :-(
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Stephen King May 17
Remind your friends who support Trump that the press only reports the news. Donald Trump is doing this to himself.
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Stephen King May 17
Obama on Trump, as quoted in PEOPLE magazine: "He's nothing but a bullshitter."
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Stephen King May 16
It actually used to be pumpernickel, but with inflation, it's pumpadime. Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck. The puns in response are sick. Love 'em.
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Stephen King May 16
Come on out and see us on tour!
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Stephen King May 16
Q: Is there such a thing as stupid bread? A: Yes! Trumpernickel! Thank you very much! I'll be here all week, folks!
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Stephen King May 15
"Gwendy's Button Box," a new novella by me and Richard Chizmar, goes on sale tomorrow. Available on audio, too. Hope you buy, hope you like.
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Stephen King May 15
Trump releases classified info to the Russians. Not fake news; not liberal bias. Folks, HE'S DOING THIS TO HIMSELF.
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Ari Berman May 13
4 days before Nixon's Saturday Night Massacre in 1973 Trump was sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black tenants via
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Stephen King May 12
I wish Tom Kirkman was president. :-(
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Stephen King May 11
I felt really depressed today, so I ate a whole bunch of chocolate. It cheered me up quite a lot. Chocolate seems to be the answer.
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Kristen Baldwin May 10
Please let this be Revenge: The Sequel, a drama about Emily Thorne's new identity as a deceptively meek med student. (cc: )
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Stephen King May 10
Somebody already tweeted this, but it's too good (and too funny) not to re-post.
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Stephen King May 10
Donald Trump: A remarkable combination of unhinged and dumb as dirt. Time to start talking impeachment. Really. Enough is enough.
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