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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert Jun 25
Today Mike Pence launched the “Latinos for Trump” campaign. I like the optimism of using the plural there.
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Stephen Colbert Jun 21
My phone was on the fritz last night, so if any teams tried to pick me for the , please call back!
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Stephen Colbert Jun 18
Farewell, Acting SecDef Patrick Shanahan. We hardly knew ye... because ye never went through a confirmation process.
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Stephen Colbert Jun 17
HBO leaves another coffee cup in plain view. Are they even trying anymore?
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Stephen Colbert Jun 14
His finest hour! Leaked: Cartoon Don Jr. Senate Testimony | Our Cartoon President | Season 2 via
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Stephen Colbert Jun 13
Replying to @tmgbot @kibblesmith
Yeah-ah-ah
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Stephen Colbert Jun 13
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving, or as Sarah Huckabee Sanders would say, "Sarah Huckabee Sanders is not leaving."
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Stephen Colbert Jun 11
I can’t believe Disney didn’t call it “2 Frozen 2 Flurrious.”
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Stephen Colbert Jun 10
Hey, and , if you guys fight, can I hold your coats? And then keep your coats? I bet you have really nice coats.
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Stephen Colbert Jun 6
We’ve got Game 4 of the NBA Finals AND the Tony Awards this weekend! My prediction? beats the in OT.
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Stephen Colbert Jun 6
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Stephen Colbert Jun 5
When you get lost on your way to the Guys and Dolls audition.
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Stephen Colbert Jun 5
Microsoft is releasing an Xbox shower gel, which is good because I’ve NEVER washed my Xbox.
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Stephen Colbert Jun 5
It's going to take him forever to hug that.
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Stephen Colbert Jun 4
You nailed it! What an honor.
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Stephen Colbert Jun 3
They rebooted The Parent Trap!
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Stephen Colbert May 31
BREAKING! 'Cartoon Robert Mueller Finally Breaks His Silence' Our Cartoon President - Sunday 8/7c via
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emma freud 🔴 May 22
Richard Curtis, founder of , explaining to what happens when you spend $2 on a red nose at . Happy Red Nose Day America.
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The Late Show May 21
Tonight the King of all Media is here! Catch on the Late Show!
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Stephen Colbert May 20
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