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Thomas Roggenbuck
Author, musician, farmer In a Complicated relationship with Duolingo Appearing in Cogs, Crowns, and Carriages out now! he/him
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Thomas Roggenbuck 1h
Replying to @TheCleftonTwain
I'm assuming you only bought pumpkins right?
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Thomas Roggenbuck 2h
I was going to go with they were cuz they're both losers, but your answer suffices
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Thomas Roggenbuck 2h
Are ghost whales friends with Nemo?
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Thomas Roggenbuck 2h
Hey i felt the same when Nemo was kicked out of MAM but I didn't get what I want and sometimes life hurts okay?
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Thomas Roggenbuck 2h
No
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Thomas Roggenbuck 2h
Im going to shout socialism instead of Trick or Treat this year cuz so many people seem to be afraid of it
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Thomas Roggenbuck 14h
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Brian McClellan 22h
A reminder from Field Marshal Tamas in this week leading up to the election.
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Thomas Roggenbuck 24h
I guess you have influenced me
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Thomas Roggenbuck 24h
Oh I'll vote. I also want to destroy as many brackets as possible
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Thomas Roggenbuck 24h
I think I'll wait a be a tie breaker. Then I'll also be a heartbreaker
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Alexis Chateau 🇯🇲🇺🇸 | #BlueWave 🌊🌊 Oct 28
Replying to @ShadowThePRcat
Guys, while you're admiring handsome photos of my black kitty, please remember to KEEP YOUR BLACK CAT INDOORS until after Halloween, if you can. Black cats tend to go missing or end up injured or hurt during spooky season because some people are evil AF or hopelessly suspicious.
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Thomas Roggenbuck Oct 28
Replying to @deapoirierbooks
My new name is: Ho
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Thomas Roggenbuck Oct 28
Replying to @ilikeyourtalkin
No. The two monsters I've sought to destroy. I want both to lose
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Thomas Roggenbuck Oct 27
My ballot did make it to my clerk's office. Whew.
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Thomas Roggenbuck Oct 27
Replying to @kimmwatt @AnnaKaling
will like this
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Thomas Roggenbuck Oct 27
Replying to @jmsullivanbooks
I think I'm going to try and write like once a week in Nov.
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Thomas Roggenbuck Oct 27
What are you going to do when the face off? Split in half? Die from paralysis analysis?
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Thomas Roggenbuck Oct 27
Ooo this one is also at 69% I'm very mature i swear
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