Twitter | Search | |
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead
Philip Rice. Artist and illustrator. Comics, superheroes, Public Domain scifi & fantasy books, Leftist politics & bad jokes. Autistic. NB. Any pronouns.
63,597
Tweets
859
Following
701
Followers
Tweets
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 26m
I watched the first half of the TNG porn parody (without the sex scenes) at Carl's birthday stream, and it was far less horny than this.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 42m
Replying to @carlinspace
It's fanservice and exposition at the same time, like a PG-13 Game of Thrones episode.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 49m
Replying to @carlinspace
When I watched this pilot 2 years ago, I tweeted that these aliens look like they have bathmats for skin.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead retweeted
Jana 'Sexy Bad Choices' Hall 1h
Replying to @ugobananas
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead retweeted
Alan MacLeod May 27
As Minnesota's Chief Prosecutor, Amy Klobuchar pushed a "tough on crime" message. But she didn't prosecute George Floyd's killer Derek Chauvin when he shot someone. My latest article for
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead retweeted
viva la revolución☭ 12h
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 4h
horse_ebooks IS a celebrity!!
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead retweeted
Andrea Werhun 4h
Replying to @andreawerhun
What a complicated issue. As a woman, I’m happy to see incels labelled as terrorists. As a sex worker, I’m sad that criminalization continues to keep us vulnerable to misogynist violence. As long as our work is considered a crime, our greatest enemy will remain law enforcement.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead retweeted
Andrea Werhun 4h
“Law enforcement is the biggest terrorist [for sex workers],” says Lam. “They are the people who target them and use the law to oppress them.”
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 4h
Replying to @AmITooRemoved
He's Human-Shrek. Once somebody pointed it out, I couldn't unsee it.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 4h
That too. They sent the info to Maria Hill the episode before the movie aired iirc. There was also a psychic character warn of the plot of AoU, but it played no part in anything.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 4h
The show had it so the Helicarier from AoU was a secret project Coulson was channeling money into throughout that season. The movies, of course, never acknowledge the shows, and Whedon said he considered the show non-canon.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 6h
Same same. I got busy after the Ghost Rider arc. I'll get back to it some day.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 6h
Replying to @Sleestak
Only if it was unconsummated, and he already fucked the country.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 7h
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 7h
Also an asshole Senator from Iron Man 2.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 7h
As far as I'm concerned, at the end of Endgame, Steve lived in a parallel world where he, Peggy, Bucky, Sousa, and Angie were in a swinging Polycule.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 7h
On the other hand, the institutions were weak and useless enough in the first place to be completely infiltrated and taken over by Nazis.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 7h
Definitely suffers from the subsequent movies, even by the same creators, utterly failing to follow up on any of the really interesting threads.
Reply Retweet Like
Apply Stapler Directly to the Forehead 7h
It was. I like the movie a lot, but I liked it less as soon as I heard that quote.
Reply Retweet Like