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Gregory
I cook sometimes. And I write. I have a stupid dog. I’m also a wealth of absolutely worthless movie trivia knowledge. Oh and I don’t know how to Twitter.
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Gregory Jun 24
Replying to @PogbaEscobar
Um. Isn’t she like 17, my dude? That’s real weird.
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Gregory Jun 21
Replying to @jacksfilms
Make up an ever better dance move and sell it to PUBG or Call of Duty: Blackout
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Gregory Jun 20
What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. This? Or maybe do your business and get the hell out the bathroom?
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Gregory Jun 19
I love you. That’s all. That’s the tweet.
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Gregory Jun 18
Replying to @jacksfilms
This genuinely makes me laugh everyday. Never stop.
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Gregory Jun 13
Jon Stewart chokes up, gives angry speech to Congress This is the most savage, honest, heartbreaking and emotional thing I’ve seen in a while. Fucking get em’, Jon Stewart.
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Gregory Jun 8
I’m at a...solstice something and I’m the only male here. I think I’m about to be sacrificed. Please, tell my family I love them.
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Gregory Jun 7
I mean, I don’t do any of these things. But still...I fucking GET IT.
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Gregory Jun 5
Replying to @ShrekSuicidal
Nah. Don’t hate any of that. If karma exists, he’ll die on his birthday and I’ll join you in pissing on his grave. Hate and anger can be healthy at times.
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Gregory Jun 3
Philly. South Street. Dude on a moped. Let me say that again, a fucking MOPED, has the balls to scream “Damn, you’re thick girl” at my girlfriend. And I’ve never wanted to see somebody get fucking demolished by a bus so badly.
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Gregory Jun 3
Newest board in collab with & ManVsWood.
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Gregory Jun 2
So....I was at a wedding and there was...this? In the bridal party’s room. A weeding? I’m so sorry for that pun. But it was great and you know it.
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Gregory Jun 2
YO. Ya’ll have no idea what happened to me earlier. responded to my tweet and now I understand why people like social media.
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Gregory Jun 2
Replying to @SageFrancis
This is so fucking surreal for me right now. Just keep making music. I’ll always be a fan. Inherited Scars and Climb Trees changed my life in the best way possible.
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Gregory Jun 2
So. I’m a nobody and I’ve been following your career for 10+ years and I can’t believe you liked my tweet. I’m kinda shocked one of idols even marginally knows I exist.
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Gregory Jun 2
Replying to @ShrekSuicidal
Parents are the worst. Hang in there dude. But hey! Did you know that the male platypus is poisonous and the female is one of few mammals to lay eggs? I like learning stupid shit when I’m depressed. Hope it helps.
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Gregory May 31
Replying to @bjbied
Yeah, ok. But like...go fuck yourself. I don’t mind being slapped or choked in bed. But that doesn’t mean I want strangers to disrespect me on the street. Get your fucking priorities straight, you piece of shit. Also, I guarantee NO ONE has ever said that to you in bed.
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Gregory May 30
Replying to @jacksfilms
A group of Twitter trolls is called having nothing better to do with your time.
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Gregory May 30
Um. So. just followed me and now I think you’re a spy.
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Gregory May 30
I think the best way I’ve ever heard anxiety explained is “I have wasps in my brain!” And it’s from that movie Paul and has no relevance to anxiety. But I think it works.
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