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Fermat's Library 21h
The Geneva Drive: a mechanism that translates a continuous rotation movement into intermittent discrete motion. (used in mechanical watches, movie projectors, banknote counting machines)
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@HamillHimself 16h
Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again❤️-mh
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Sandra Newman 14h
Liberals want to stop people using the n-word and Republicans want to stop them mentioning science, and yet some people are still confused about who the bad guys are.
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Justin Searls 18h
Really bugs me when resort staff jokingly harass guests for ordering non-alcoholic drinks. I imagine it's gotta be hard enough for folks who struggle with an addiction to alcohol.
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Bryan Behar Dec 16
To those people who repeatedly tell me “It’s okay I’m Republican , I just do it for taxes,” it’s actually not okay to me. You might as well say “I ignore the racism, misogyny and homophobia because I’m incredibly, incredibly selfish.”
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Gerald Weinberg Dec 16
“vulnerable,” “entitlement,” “diversity,” “transgender,” “fetus,” “evidence-based” and “science-based.” There, I wrote them. I'm a writer. I burn at the idea of thought control. I hope you do too.
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Jennifer Wright Dec 14
Baby Boomers, please don’t ever “I washed dishes to pay my way through college” us again.
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Woody Zuill Dec 5
Write maintainable code. Have tests. Go home on time. Work somewhere that believes in this. ~
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Zimms Dec 16
Starrrrr Warrrrrrrrs
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Peter Brannen Dec 15
Imagine being a photon forged in the center of a star, crossing 93 million miles of space, hitting a cycad leaf in a Carboniferous jungle, being stored as chemical enrgy, being buried for 315 million yrs, being dug up burned & released again as waste heat in a bitcoin transaction
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deray Dec 16
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Washington Post Dec 15
The Trump administration is prohibiting CDC officials from using these words or phrases in any official documents being prepared for next year’s budget: “vulnerable” “entitlement” “diversity” “transgender” “fetus” “evidence-based” “science-based”
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Sarah Mei Dec 16
Software creation is inherently unpredictable. You can tell how actually agile an organization is by looking at who bears that risk.
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Zimms Dec 15
My girlfriend, who has been practicing for three months, is more qualified than this joker.
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Anita Hawkins Dec 14
I Am Going To Bite The President, But I Can't Do It Alone
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shauna Dec 14
If the news is poison, let this be the antidote that gives you life.
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Revin Guillen 🐴🤖 Dec 12
Lemme tell you about the most successful program I ever wrote 1/
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Jason O. Gilbert Dec 14
“The internet will be fine, I trust the telecom industry,” he thought as he waited 14 hours for the Comcast guy to show up with a $200 proprietary modem
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Zimms Dec 14
Kylo Ren & Stimpy
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