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Sarah
Honest. Sweet Cheeks. I've been told I’m nice. I'm a work in progress.
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Sarah 13h
There are certain things that, when they aren’t right, everything sucks and feels like crap.
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Ryan Prong Jul 28
Today is the collective birthday of Lori Loughlin, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, and Hugo Chávez. It’s a significant indictment of the American press that they consider Loughlin to be the worst offender of the three.
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Sarah Jul 27
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Sarah Jul 27
Replying to @RyanProng
That made me guffaw
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Sarah Jul 27
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Ryan Prong Jul 27
“We’re against the presence of Trump’s secret police!” This is the NYPD. “We’re against them too!” Okay, well this is a civilian defending themself with a licensed firearm. “We’re against that too!”
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Ryan Prong Jul 27
You should see how they describe the coordinated Nazi & Soviet invasion of Poland. What an intensification.
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Ryan Prong Jul 27
A lot of mothers in my mutuals can give lists of the amazing things they did today that are richer and deeper than the beer and crab legs. Many can claim the guest-bedroom thing too. Children are life. They don’t end life.
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John Crist Jul 27
Brands that need to be cancelled immediately
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Ryan Prong Jul 27
Imagine an economic system with large, healthy families at the center of it.
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Ryan Prong Jul 27
How do we flatten the murder curve though?
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Ryan Prong Jul 27
Sorry, but only the Jacobins are allowed to congregate, per Committee for Public Safety Rules, citizen.
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Lady Kate Jul 27
2020 when you can't make jokes about races or genders but you can fat shame women. Bravo people All you men saying how disgusting she is... I hope you're rocking a 6 pack
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mahraaaaa Jul 27
on today's wholesome news: someone took a photo of this worker in dubai because he made a heart shaped pile of leaves while cleaning & after it went viral his explanation was that he's been missing his wife & family a lot lately and luckily he's flying over to see them next month
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Sarah Jul 27
Replying to @ThatOne86089707
Aww, thanks Matt!
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Sarah Jul 27
Replying to @MadridFederer
🙃 I’m hoping it will improve later today
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Sarah Jul 27
Replying to @TooOldToBeCool
Ha!
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Sarah Jul 27
Replying to @TooOldToBeCool
*flexes them*
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🐧K Penguin Knees 🐧 Jul 27
Have a laugh on this wonderful Monday morning. 😁
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